Welcome to Singapore. Lemme give you some local Law Tips :
1. Do not offend someone who has close relation with the
court.
Case 1 : The guy who punched the lawyer got 10 years jail
term.
Case 2 : The Queens Councel who knocked down and killed a family of
3 near Alexandra IKea got away a free woman because "The road was
dim and dark."
2. The punishment you wil receive depends very much on the
colour of you IC.
i.e. Pink IC: Most severe, Blue IC : Mild, No Singapore IC:
Lightest.
Case 1 : Orchard Tower Ang Moh murderer who killed 2 lives, not
sentenced to death.
Case 2 : The Singapore man who killed his China girlfriend and cut
her up into pieces, got Life Sentence
Case 3 : The philipina maid, copycat killer of case 2, killed and
cut up her friend into pieces escaped death.
3. Animals are more protected by Singapore law than
Human
Case 1 : The man was fined and jailed for hurting the dog which
bites his girlfriend.
4. The Government always win in court.
Case 1 : The boy who was killed by a falling lamppost in a
basketball court. The court rules that no one is responsible for
his death.