guide to getting away with assault in singapore:
1. choose your targets - MPs, foreigners, especially ang mohs, not
okay, peasants, no problem, kantang peasants still boleh, as long
as they confirmed are confirmed peasants, blue collar heartlander
types lagi better ... they don't know enough of the law to file a
civil suit, not that they can afford a lawyer after paying for
their koyoh anyways ...
2. be mindful of who you are .... if you are ang moh, and
classified as a foreign talent, you can get away with even drug
offenses no problem ... if you're a local elite, no problem either
... plus points if you get your face plastered regularly on the
tatler ...
3. choose your location and timing .... crowds are okay, no one
will lift a finger to help your victim anyways ... chances are,
people will flip open their handphones to take videos of your
victims getting pwnzed, instead of calling the police ....
4. don't be afraid of the mata, they are more afraid of complaints
and paperwork, sides, many of those on patrol are NSF who only want
to get off at 5 ....