One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden, and all these wonderful animals, and that hilarious snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll
lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all he'll give you a hard
time. He'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill
things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've been
complaining I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your
physical needs, though he'll be witless and will revel in childish
things, like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too
smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds okay" says Eve cautiously, "What's the catch?"
"Well......you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...So you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember,
it's our secret...Woman-to-woman."