Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously
as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This
visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a
by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these
venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the
violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in
vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate
the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me
simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may
call me V.
