Chew on this.....and try saying it at the next Election Rally

Let your
extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have
intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or
thrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity,
psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity and vaniloquent
vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity and pestiferous
profanity, obscurant or apparent. 