Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously
as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This
visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone
vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and
virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently
vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is
vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value
and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the
virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose,
so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and
you may call me V.
