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Today lunch time i order chicken rice, this stall owner is so
good.
Normally his chicken rice is $2.50 per plate. He subsidized me
$0.50 from the market rate and charge me only $2.00.
Next time must patronise more since the stall owner is such a
caring person.
He also ask me to vote him as best chicken rice every 5 year if i
want to continue to enjoy the subsidy. He will give out free
chicken rice before the voting. If he wins the award, there might
be some Adjustment to the pricing but dont worry, you will still
be
Yeah, I also patronize the same chicken rice stall that you do. And
I agree with you, he really is very caring. In fact, he is so
caring I think we should call him an ELITE amongst all the caring
chicken rice stall owners.
Recently our caring chicken rice stall owner implemented a new
policy. Every time we buy chicken rice from him, there will be a
stranger from another land who will come and sit beside us and help
us eat our serving of chicken rice. The stall owner said we cannot
possibly finish all the chicken rice on our own, so a foreigner
must come and help us finish it. The stall owner said we should be
grateful to the foreigner for helping us eat our chicken rice even
though we paid the full amount for it and the foreigner paid
nothing.
The foreigners are very good indeed. In order to reward them well,
all foreigners will queue up in front of us during peak hours, and
they will always be served first. Also, local customers like us
will have to help the stall owner perform Stall Service by helping
to clean the freshly slaughtered chickens and washing the dishes
after use. The Stall Service will be implemented for all local
customers above the age of 18, and will last till they are 21. In
addition, all local customers have to serve 2 to 3 weeks of Stall
Service every year until they reach the age of 40 or so. Of course,
the foreigners who eat our chicken rice for free don't need to
perform Stall Service.
I love our chicken rice stall owner! And will sure vote him the
Best chicken rice stall owner every 5 years!
The chicken rice stall owner is also very creative; he keeps his
customers happy with a deal - you can buy a 'permanent' seat for a
subsidized price. Well, it is not actually permanent but just a
99-year lease, a minor technicality as the customer still owns the
seat during his life time.
Customers are willing to buy seats coz the stall owner claim that
the seat is heavily subsidized. You see a seat is always a hot item
on busy days, thus by the creative calculations of the stall owner,
worth alot of $$$. If you own a seat, you will always have a seat
even on busy days. Imagine, you don't need to stand around to wait
on busy days. For that convenience, you pay a subsidized price
because you are a loyal customer.
Why would anyone want to go to another chicken rice stall owner
when there is such an efficient and creative one?
