Are Singaporeans pathetic?

pinkish purple papayas SG

How about lets compile a list of Singapore in World Rankings?

- Highest Suicidal Cases - Not sure about the rank, definately one of the highest in Asia. I guess only Japan wins us. Ask any of your Police friends, i bet they have many stories to tell

- Most Stressful - Contender to be the most stressful society in Asia, if not the World!

- Myopic eyesight - Undisputed number 1 in the world! stop ill treating our eyes!

- Unhappiest Nation - Ranked 131 out of 178 countries. Survey done by a British-based report.

- Press Freedom - Ranked 140 out of 167 countries. Reported by Reporters without borders

- Courtesy - Ranked 130 out of 178 countries. Surveyed by Happy Planet index

- Sex Performance - we have poor sex, even oral sex is illegal here.

- Executions - Highest execution rate on per capital in the World Cool

- Sexual Activities - Singaporeans having the least sex per week in the world, even our neighbours malaysia and workaholic Japan has more sex frequency then us.

- Automobile - More cars and car expenses are the most expensive in the world.

- Ciggies - So are our ciggies Shocked

- Childless Society - was it 1.5 child per couple. We need 2.1 to replace ourself.

- Emigration - 26 migrants per 1000 citizens, 2nd highest in the world.

- Highest paid ministers - I don't know the rankings, but it one of this highest paid ministries too right? Twisted Evil

- Strongest "democratic" Mandate - only 2 opposition seats in a parliament of whites. Strongest in the world.

- Soccer aka Passion - Ranked 115 in 178 countries? or was it 98?

Anymore i can add?
oh of course, u want to hear what u guys love to hear too right?
yeah...
1st in Airport
1st in following rules
1st in internet
1st in hardworking
1st in HDB
1st in ISD snooping around
1st in etc etc....

What else??

BrUtUs SG

- Sexual Activities - Singaporeans having the least sex per week in the world, even our neighbours malaysia and workaholic Japan has more sex frequency then us.

- Soccer aka Passion - Ranked 115 in 178 countries? or was it 98?

definitely not true.. go ask tammy on sexual issue... as for football, look around n u know theres many fans around... Rolling Eyes

the Bear SG

dunno about Brutus.. but we have to do our own part.. it's not as if we can sit back and expect anything..

the word isn't really pathetic.. rather apathetic...

or maybe we have our priorities all wrong.. goodness knows personally, i'd change a lot of them for myself if i had a Mrs Bear Embarassed Laughing

pinkish purple papayas SG

the tammy issue really shows that Singaporeans are sexually pathetic, if u go to other countries, such sexual incidents would be a norm. no hype cause no one cares. Tammy issue is probably the only SG incident u can think of in these so many years.

As for football, yeah, many fans around, supporting england, argentina, spain etc. Singaporeans, eye power. Only see, never kick. Even if kick also kick untill so lousy.

dragg SG

yes, if you are sick and poor.

pinkish purple papayas SG

Originally posted by the Bear:
[b]

the word isn't really pathetic.. rather apathetic...

[b]

oh yeah...was trying to find a word.

Apathetic - which means lack of emotion and enthusiasm.

Cheers

Quincey SG

Nice collation of statistics. It kinda reflects the characteristics of our nation, but I certainly do have my doubts that we are a nation with the worst sex. Maybe there's a co-relation, bad democracy co-relates to bad sex? Mr. Green

laurence82 SG

Doesnt speak for China

Like Peter Russel said..'run away from us!'

Laughing

pinkish purple papayas SG

doesnt china have a fasinating sex history? seen in tv there was this historical sex museum which displays sex toys in han dynasty etc?

but of course, the cultural revolution pretty much dulls it already... Rolling Eyes

laurence82 SG

but they are still booming!

over 1 billion people

cannot pray pray wib them

pinkish purple papayas SG

Anyway, can anyone named any World’s “1st” or World’s “Last” we Stinkaporeans achieved?

laurence82 SG

I went to the bookshop the other day and saw one book about all Singapore's 'Number Ones' listed inside

but of course incude things like Singapore first church, Singapore first temple etc etc

pinkish purple papayas SG

i know liao! records like World's most people doing Great Singapore Workout?

and then also got World's most people doing line dancing? these kinds of record..give me i also don't want. Just mobilize all the NSFs and regulars to produce these sheer attendance can liao...

Just like "Big Walk", the stupid activity every year that burns out precious weekends during NS.

BrUtUs SG

tammy issue is to remind the public tat sg ppl r still doing it and it's getting even younger... stats may lie as how many ppl asked r reali telling the truth... not to be rude to the deceased theres even a couple dying in their car while doing it... Rolling Eyes

passion for football dun reali mean must sarpot local ma... it might be hard for them to sarpot local league when they r reali kelong... as for play, its the mentality for parents to forbid their kids to live their dream as soccer player for life but all this is another issue... inside them they still hv the passion for football...

yuntian SG

Originally posted by pinkish purple papayas:

- Childless Society - was it 1.2 child per couple right? or even lesser?

What else??
[/b]

well the fertility rate is about 1.5 now(from 1.3). thanks to the singapore's recent 'baby bonus' pro-natalist policies! however, its still lower than the population replacement rate of 2.1

trendz SG

hmmm.... Rolling Eyes

justcooler SG

Originally posted by pinkish purple papayas:

- Emigration - 26 migrants per 1000 citizens, 2nd highest in the world.

Didn't know that so many are migrating out of SG. This is a good sign, as the gov's foreign talent policy is working very well.

- Strongest "democratic" Mandate - only 2 opposition seats in a parliament of whites. Strongest in the world.

What about suppression of ..... you know what la, cannot detail-lise it else i can go bankcrupt easily

Anymore i can add?
oh of course, u want to hear what u guys love to hear too right?
yeah...
1st in Airport
1st in following rules
1st in internet
1st in hardworking
1st in HDB
1st in ISD snooping around
1st in etc etc....

What else??
[/b]

Totally disagree that singaporeans are pathetic, we are first in some and well not so good in some. But SG in general (living standards, social security, public health, etc, etc) is so much better then so many other nations

There is no one country that is perfect

pinkish purple papayas SG

1.5? ok thanks! Cool

Lowclassman SG

Originally posted by pinkish purple papayas:
How about lets compile a list of Singapore in World Rankings?

-[b] Highest Suicidal Cases - Not sure about the rank, definately one of the highest in Asia. I guess only Japan wins us. Ask any of your Police friends, i bet they have many stories to tell

- Unhappiest Nation - Ranked 131 out of 178 countries. Survey done by a British-based report.

- Press Freedom - Ranked 140 out of 167 countries. Reported by Reporters without borders

- Courtesy - Ranked 130 out of 178 countries. Surveyed by Happy Planet index

- Sex Performance - we have poor sex, even oral sex is illegal here.

- Executions - Highest execution rate on per capital in the World Cool

- Sexual Activities - Singaporeans having the least sex per week in the world, even our neighbours malaysia and workaholic Japan has more sex frequency then us.

- Automobile - More cars and car expenses are the most expensive in the world.

- Ciggies - So are our ciggies Shocked

- Childless Society - was it 1.5 child per couple. We need 2.1 to replace ourself.

- Emigration - 26 migrants per 1000 citizens, 2nd highest in the world.

- Highest paid ministers - I don't know the rankings, but it one of this highest paid ministries too right? Twisted Evil

- Strongest "democratic" Mandate - only 2 opposition seats in a parliament of whites. Strongest in the world.

- Soccer aka Passion - Ranked 115 in 178 countries? or was it 98?

Anymore i can add?
oh of course, u want to hear what u guys love to hear too right?
yeah...
1st in Airport
1st in following rules
1st in internet
1st in hardworking
1st in HDB
1st in ISD snooping around
1st in etc etc....

What else??
[/b]

Yes!!! Everything...in term of proportionate of human population. Freaking govt is the word.

mistyblue SG

I think singapore is also becoming a nation of sick people, its well known that we are not the healthiest given our stress levels.

Its also the myopic nation of the world

Maybe we also qualify as the nation with the most taxi drivers

Not sure if we also qualify as the nation with the most "foreign talent" in proption with singaporeans.

Perhaps we also fall into the category of people with the most men having affairs in our neighbouring countries, with foreign prostitudes and marry foreign wh0res and yet is proud to declare that its their "character" and not their wealth these "poorer" people are after.