(From a friend)
Ministry of Education should include these in the
> > school syllabus.
> > SINGAPORE PROVERBS
> >
> > One man's urine is another man's drinking water.
> >
> > Citizens should be seen and not heard.
> >
> > You pay millions, you still get monkeys!
> >
> > We pay monkeys to get peanuts.
> >
> > After the government takes enough to balance the
> > budget, the taxpayer
> > has the job of budgeting the balance.
> >
> > Cleanliness is next to a Corrective Work Order.
> >
> > The early bird catches the Hello Kitty.
> >
> >
> > Familiarity breeds people who might borrow money
> > from you.
> >
> > Where there's a will, there's a potential lawsuit.
> >
> > Absence makes the man a quitter.
> >
> > A land that rewards foreign talents over locals,
> > will soon be foreign of
> > talents locally, and eventually be foreign of
> > talents totally.
> >
> > What goes up can never come down: Law of GST and
> > PTC.
> >
> > You can lead a citizen to Newater, and you can
> force
> > him to drink.
> >
> > One good hike deserves another.
> >
> > Every big hike starts with a small hike.
> >
> > Lightning can strike twice if you suay-suay defame
> > the wrong person.
> >
> > A bird in the hand is cheaper than going Geylang.
> >
> > No news is SPH news.
> >
> > Make hay while the mee boils.
> >
> > Old soldiers never die; they merely become
> insurance
> > agents.
> >
> > Two's company, but three's a GRC!
> >
> > No, i am not clever enough to pen these - so it
> > wasn't me !
> > so you see, the phobia remains in me of ISD !
