uhh.. i cannot claim to be author.. i heard it
somewhere...
since people asked 
so it goes Little Red Riding Hood (what kind of stupid name is
that??) learnt that her granny was ill... so she baked some stuff
and went through the forest (short cut) to her granny's
out came the Big Bad Wolf, pounced on her and said:
"Little Red Riding Hood! I am going to EAT you!"
nonchalantly, Little Red Riding Hood went:
"Eat Eat Eat!! Doesn't anybody just FU(K anymore???!!"
(argh!)
last time ever
