Many yrs ago, they dun allow singers with long hair to enter
singapore to perform. For the reason that long hair guys are real
bad ass, the song they sing will teach singapore to go riot.
And now, u ppl must not watch satellite TV, cos the media from the
outside world are evil.
These evil media contents teach u that what is real democracy,
which you should not know as a good singapore citizen. They teach
you what is true freedom of speech, which is evil, real evil, cos
once u think u have freedom of speech in singapore and go out to
talk about something political, u may get urself in jail, get
urself bankrupt.
