I'll call it now, and 2 years later we can revisit this thread

My opinion on the incentives that will be dished out by the
PAP:-
1. "More good years ahead"
2. "You need an experienced and proven leadership"; anybody else
with alternative policies will result in catastrophic damage to our
economy. In other words, Singapore, and everything you hold dear
will fall into the chasm of Et3rnal D00m n Gl00m if you vote
opposition!
Added 010205: LKY says, 'This is not an
ordinary country. You have two election terms of a dud, lousy,
incompetent government and you will set Singapore back so badly, it
may take you decades to recover, and maybe never. If you dismantle
the organisation that brought us here, don't believe it will come
back.'
3. "STFU! I'm gonna sue you for defamation!"
4. "STFU! I'm gonne investigate you for inciting racial
divisions!"
5. *cough* erhem...."up..." - *cough* "...grading" *cough* "and
Lrt"
6. "Remember, we demonstrated how much we care for you by
introducing the ERS scheme (can be substituted by almost anything
Eg. Reduction of NS) ! has the opposition ever given you any
money?! No?! HA! That shows they do not care about you! Let them
put their money where their mouth is!"
Of course, as you will prolly have realized, i have taken a liberal
interpretation of "incentives". Its a fine line so i hope nobody
blames me.