Self Contained Pig Farm

KumSioJui SG

Was watching "mad max thunder dome" vcd yesterday and I suddenly got this hair raising idea how we can finally be self sufficient in producing our own poultry.

An aircraft carrier can house 5000 people, we can buy a few old WWII aircraft carrier as scrap and modify them into a giant floating pig farms cum abbatoir cum deep freeze storages, the pig waste can be recycled and turned into methane gas and used to generate electricity to power the floating vessel, the final waste which ultimately becomes liquid plant fertilizer can be used in the on board automated vegtables hydrophonics farm which produces food for the pigs.

A crane can be installed on the flight deck can be used for loading and unloading. The runway can also be used to transport "air pork" Mr. Green

The vessel can be placed out to sea within our waters so everything is quarantined and away from population areas in event of contageous disease outbreak.

what you guys think of my brilliant idea.

iveco SG

Actually, it can be done. Wonder about the cost of maintaining it, though.

KumSioJui SG

I dunno abt cost but they already have floating factories in the form of giant fishing trawlers which catch, butcher and can tuna in australia and elsewhere.

SibeiSuayKia SG

straits of malacca damn cramp wor..

each aircraft carrier decomissioned also quite expensive..

neighbours might be suspicious oso..

and REMEMBER..its a PIG FARM!

our muslim neighbours, indonesia and malaysia gonna kpkb

singapore territorial waters so small..

iveco SG

No need. Just anchor the vessel off Pulau Tekong and all will be fine. Razz

sbst275 SG

It stinks

SibeiSuayKia SG

pulau tekong so close to malaysia...i think they gonna protest..

even when u reclaim land they oso kpkb..

think put 1 aircraft carrier they won't kpkb??

what if it is used as a spare runway for our JSF-35?

i think if any trouble happens, they would choose to blow up the floating pig farm first..cuz a F-35 might land on it...

den the pilot get free pork chop..yummy..

anyway , with regards to Jurong island and Tuas...all were formerly indonesian soils..

By right, should "belong" to indonesia..but their contractor digged up the soil from some of the uninhabited islands by using a massive trawler ..

Singapore, 100+ islands and increasing..

Indonesia, 17,000+ islands and decreasing =/

KumSioJui SG

china bought the soviet varyvag as scrap for less than 10 million then converted into floating casino or theme park.

we can buy a few then anchor permanently near one of the smaller islands away from the high traffic areas.

KumSioJui SG

malaysia and indonesia no pig farm meh? no pig farm how they supply pork to us?

SibeiSuayKia SG

their islamic party keep on kpkb about the pig farm...

pig farm is sinful...and haram..should not be present in a muslim country..

U remember nipah virus??

the government immediately shutted down the farms...

furthermore..pig farms are a low source of revenue..

sbst275 SG

Dun be lame lah.... Laughing

KumSioJui SG

if pig farm is sinful and haram how malaysia supply pork to us previously and currently for their own population needs ha?

Nipah virus thats why should base it offshore away from population areas mah.

Pig farm low source revenue ... r u kidding, my fren fader is market pork seller, everyday market sell 1 pig can earn $400, x30 days = 12k leh.

If low source revenue why AVA spend $$$ go indonesia establish pig farm?

KumSioJui SG

Laughing then of course must make sure lah, mebbe put 10 anchors.... haha reminds me of a story I heard.

Whey saudi arabia bought long range silk missiles from china, the israelis responded by sneaking in a C130 into their airspace under radar curtain and "air dropped" several crates of live pigs without parachutes.

SibeiSuayKia SG

But if those israelis wanna do it in real life...

they better be sure that those pigs hit a non-populated area..

if it hits a sensitive area...Those 6 million israelis in israel...gonna face a tough time..gonna get condemned again by 200 million arabs..

damn, an israeli captain murdered a palestinian girl by firing 15 SHOTS INTO HER..OMG..

wad a bully..

laurence82 SG

Jewish people eat pork? Confused

KumSioJui SG

not all jews are religious what? Do all buddist ony vegetarians? no what Rolling Eyes

monkeybusiness SG

maybe can dun put pigs....but put other poultries on board instead??like chicken or ducks??? Rolling Eyes

just my own opinion

KumSioJui SG

knn ... Revenue/square metre quite low, Why dun you say turn into a floating w hore house pleasure palace ha?

SibeiSuayKia SG

floating casino?

already got on star cruises liao leh ...

maybe we can have...a aircraft carrier..but inside...we make it into a travel area...

so that pple can have a first hand appeal at living inside a aircraft carrier..

and furthermore..uniquely singapore..

a small country owning a aircraft carrier...umm yummy,..

furthermore...the tour ship can have easy landing pad on the top..