Raving Opposition Leader Screams for Extradition of
Reichen Refugees
10 May, 2009
Singabolah City, Singabolah (XNN)------ In a fiery, emotional
speech in Parliment today Opposition MP Francis Siow Ting Tong
demanded the immediate extradition of Reichen refugees in
Singabolah.
"We have put up with their bloody nonsense for too long orready,"
he roared, foaming at the mouth. "First they riot, and now they are
turning our ally against us! Everyday, we pay our hard earned money
to support these chao buggers, and all they do to repay us is sit
there and kiao kao yoh lum par! This is getting out of hand. I tell
you, the People of Singabolah can not tahan this type of people
anymore! Those Reichen pai kiahs have overstayed their welcome and
its high time for them to balik kampong!!!" For emphasis, Siow
began to pound the podium repeatedly.
According to him, letting Reichen Empress Sharon into the country
was a mistake.
"Wah lau! What kind of idiot does Lee think he is?! Any how go and
mm tzai si!? This time, sure kio tio goo lan wan!"
Siow was referring to the fact that Singabolah would be in for it
if she offended her benefactor Xing Shiana.
At this point, Mr. Siow elapsed into a series of fits and had to be
forceful removed from the building. Speaker of Parliment Abdullah
Tamboogi then took to the mike to state that Mr. Siow's comments
did not reflect the official policy of the Singabolah government.
"Siow should not be taken seriously at all... in fact, we have
reasons to believe that he is suffering from Tourette's syndrome,
and should therefore be medically unfit to be a Member of
Parliment."
"SEE??!!! Look how the government uses its police state against
me!!!" shrieked Siow incoherently as he was dragged out of the
exit.
Siow's speech echoed sentiments shared by many Singaboleans among
recent days. "I think it would be best if we stopped acting too
friendly with Reichland," university student Chao Mug Ger, 22, said
cautiously to several reporters today. "I mean, seeing the current
political climate, it would be unwise to go against the rest of
SENSE."
On the subject of the refugees, Chao said, "I have nothing against
them. I would prefer them to stay if they don't cause
trouble."
Many of the interviewed, however, either refused to comment or said
that they couldn't be bothered.
"Aiyah, all this is so far away," said unemployed worker Johari
Salleh, 29. "Relac lah, brudder!"
