Taken from www.talkingcock.com
(just for laughs)
Former communist hardliner Chin Teng, visiting Singapore for the
first time since the end of the Malayan Emergency in 1948, had only
praise for the new Singapore.
Allowed into Singapore under a special waiver, Mr. Chin was taken
on a sightseeing trip round the island, whereafter he pronounced
Singapore, the country of my dreams.
Truly, its such a success it made me weep, said Mr. Chin, wiping
away a tear. The Peoples Action Politburo succeeded beyond my
wildest expectations! They really deserve all the luxury dachas
theyve built for themselves!
Central state control over the media, banking, commerce and all
aspects of society! All these nationalized industries! he gushed.
But so cleverly disguised that the running dogs of imperialism do
not realize it! In fact, neither do the lumpen proletariat. And the
proletariat in Singapore are very lumpen indeed.
But dont be mistaken, said Mr. Chin. Singapore has not
compromised communist ideals by instituting it covertly. Why, its
still faithfully taking orders from China!
Singapore, he continued, was a model for the socialist world. Its
North Korea done right
truly, it is presided over superbly by the
Great Leeder and the Dear Leeder, and also Madam Jiang Ching,
sorry, sorry, I mean Ho Ching!
Even as he was about to depart Singapore at Changi Airport, Mr.
Chin could not restrain himself from heaping praise upon
Singapores leaders, saying, They have created a truly classless
society. Under them, Singapore has no class at all!"
