a chinese lady's diary entry:
"dear diary,
today our tour group came to visit singapore, we were very excited
but it turned out singapore is such a small place there isn't much
to see after 2 hours, so the tour guide let our roam around in the
SUNTEC mall.
while we were waiting to see the big fountain there, all of sudden
a dork started yapping rubbish with an angry tone, he looked like a
chinese but he does't speak chinese, he must be one of those
retards pretending to be "ang mor". i 've no idea what he's talking
about but he looked kinda upset and stupid the same time, it was
really funny, I couldn't help but laughed out loud.
I shall thank him for making my day in singapore, however crazy he
is!
the end"