In Fury Over DPMs Taiwan Trip, China Recalls All
Hookers
by K.K. Cheow
China has launched its first retaliatory action against Singapore
for Deputy Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loongs visit to Taiwan: it is
recalling all PRC prostitutes residing on the island.
Singapores leader in waiting insists on setting a bad example by
making unwise private and unofficial visits, said PRC spokesman
Qi Furen. Well, we shall ensure that all Singaporeans are given
fewer opportunities to make their own private and unofficial
visits by recalling all the mainland nationals they have been
visiting privately and unofficially.
All Chinese prostitutes have been ordered to turn up at the Chinese
Embassy, where they will be assigned dates for their return.
Chinas move has caused great panic amongst Singaporean men,
especially the elderly.
Na beh! We all become very dependent on the wuya oreddy, said
senior citizen Lao Terh Koh, using the Chinese word for crow that
has become a euphemism for Chinese women on the prowl. Now they so
easy to find. At the kopitiam, along the road, in the town centre
theyre everywhere! Si beh convenient. Now they kena recall, we all
must must take bus or MRT to find them in Geylang
Damn leceh,
man!
Thats why, agreed Mr. Chee Koh Pek, 78. How come Loong-Loong so
buay tze tong, go and do this sort of thing? China is such an
important business partner, go and ji seow them like this! Now we
got no one to ji seow us!
Wah lau, lamented Mr. Desker Loh. I was doing so well learning
how to be bicultural from them. They were giving me so many oral
Mandarin lessons! Now how?
Most prostitutes, however, are happy at the recall.
Xinjiapo this kind of prace is no very good, said Miss Yao Wanma.
Singapore men all very bian tai
very perverted. They like to make
us stand naked under air-con, and dont like us to make any noise.
They like us to stay quiet while they screw us from behind. Some
more they always want to pay us little, even though they take home
such big salaries! Donno where they learn such practices!
Meanwhile, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has issued a preliminary
statement.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is sorely disappointed at Chinas
decision to reduce foreign affairs in Singapore, said MFA
spokesman Chee Yew En. China should be prepared to take all
responsibility for the consequences arising from their actions. We
are considering all appropriate retaliatory actions, including, but
not limited to, saying sorry, groveling and bribes.