Limpeh overheard this conversation on SBS 170 going to JB along
Upp Bukit Timah Road ... lono whether porn or not ... :
Woman : Oh Dick, my Nickers melt liao leh ... the a/c in this bus
not working lah. Dun Finger it leh, very dirty one lare!!
Man : Aiya Fanny, i ask u buy kit kat liao, u lone want, die die
also wana buy Nickers ... i told u melt very easy one! i tell you
hor, u eat Sotomee liao, than eat Nickers, shure fever Cum one!
Shure will be like Bush on fire one.
Woman : Dun talk Cock lah! My Bush no fire one lah, if got, u juz
Snatch some water and Spray lah ... it will be like the wonderful
Golden Shower outside this bus like dat ... See all the beautiful
Jiao flying in the Golden Rain, twittering "Chee Chee Chee" like
they saying Bai like dat ...
Man : Walan eh, u damn poetic sial ... Owww! Nah beh, how come this
road got Hump one? Road juz make Tit Tit ... how can curve here and
there one and sekali got Hump one?
Woman : Waa Dick, u see the mata come up the bus, his Gun dangling
like that and he walk like got alot of Spunk like dat hor? Now he
wanna sit beside the girl holding the Pussy willow, he so fat can
squeeze in or not?
Man : Diu lah he only Cisco lah not mata ... liao lah, his Gun kena
Snatch in the Pussy Willow and some of the Pussy Buds break liao
... Aymen
Woman : Since when you Christian har? i lono why hor, so many of
those mama foreign workers are crowding around the Backdoor, like
that so crowded, they should go one by one take turn Cum out mah
...
Man : Dunno why the mama foreign workers juz like to go Backdoor
mah ... sometimes the door abit Tight cannot open but add some
Lubricant can liao lor ... see the sign with a Crack on top of
Backdoor, it says "3P at any one time only" .. but all these mama
workers cannot wait lor ...
Woman : Oi forgot to tell u hor, I want to buy T-shirt at Wisma, u
think FCUK Or-Guess or BillaBonk nicer har? Yesterday i wana go
shopping but BuKaki .. so i go alone, than in the end cannot decide
... sian sial ..
Man : I lono lah!! ok before limpeh forget har ... later when we go
karaoke hor, when ur turn to sing, dun Blow into the Microphone
hor, damn malu one lare ... oso hor, when the drink Cum, dun Pop
the Cherry into ur mouth but Lick it slowly than drink the Juice
... like dat more sexy hor ... dun make me and my Seo Di malu ...
and becoz the CCB minsta of manpower Hen Tai our pay damn jialat,
cannot order Jugs hor ...
Woman : ya lah ya lah ... u damn Anal lare!
DJ PuBorKia
13.02.04
www.thevoiddeck.org
