Singaporean Soldier Found Saddam, Says Pentagon

The Pentagon confirmed today that it was Lance Corporal Hock Kian
Peng, a full-time National Serviceman from Singapore, who found
Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein hiding in a hole in Tikrit.
LCP Hock, part of a Singapore Armed Forces detachment providing
support services to US troops in Iraq, had been attached to the
First Brigade Team of the 4th Infantry Division as a MRE (Meals
Ready to Eat) specialist.
Na beh, said LCP Hock lighting up a cigarette while squatting on
a chair at Bagram Airbase. The chao ang mor all arrow me to come
because they were damn sian of their hard tack and hojjiber MRE.
Then got one of their occifer saw me making Maggi mee in the
barracks, and arrow me to come and make for them. Chee bye!
As with most patrols in Iraq, the troops came under fire at some
point. LCP Hock, at that moment about to open a packet of Chu Qian
Yi Ding, immediately put his infantry training into
operation.
I immeelly take cover, lor, he said.
LCP Hock said he scrambled for the nearest dwelling place, an
adobe-type mud house. He noticed that there was a hole in the
ground, barely obscured by a rug and a piece of styrofoam.
I thought, ho say leow! he recounted. But then, when I try to go
inside, nao hiah, got somebody oreddy inside.
That someone was former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.
Acherly, I dinch recognize him at first, LCP Hock confessed
somewhat sheepishly. When I jump in, I immeelly shout at him, siam
ah! Lim peh wan to take kah-ver here! Then I look closely and
eh!
Then he say to me, Yes, I am Saddam Hussein. Said LCP Hock.
Acherly, I thought he was the mee goreng man from my house hawker
centre there, and I was going to ask him what is he doing here in
Iraq. But when I heard Saddam Hussein, I immeelly thought, wah
lan eh, tio beh pio ah!
LCP Hock will be presented with his US$25m reward by Iraqi
administrator Paul Bremer later this week.
He has not decided what to do with the money. Nao hiah, first must
pay off the Ah Long, he smiled. Maybe after that set up my own
KTV launge cum massage parlour in J.B.
Why Johor Baru?
Na beh, said LCP Hock. Take back to Singapore, Gahmen sure kapo,
mah. Otherwise how to pay minister?