Someone posted this at Strategypage.com, I just neatened it up a
bit and posted it here for you people to have a look:
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
Multiple Choicetest. (The events are actual cuts from past history.
They actually happened. Do you remember?)
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Korbut
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
3. During the 1980's, a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
5. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
6. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
8. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time
by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining
two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to
a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed
by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
11. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
12. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered
by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify racial
profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security
screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They
must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents
who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors. Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the
Gloria Allreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal
Justices that want to thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of
themselves. As the writer of the award winning story Forrest Gump
so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does!"
I got nothing against muslims, I only dun like those extremists AND
chauvinists. So please dun attack this post
my two cents[/b]
