Libra
Drinking style:
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so
damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and
relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with
Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side
(they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really
work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking
in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of
trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in
the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even
blacking out the nights events entirely. Oops!
Scorpio
Drinking style:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog
whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink,
and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the
sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a
personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing
Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.
They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you
were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
Sagittarius
In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness:
When buttered, they'll spill many of their own secrets.
Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with.
This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from
the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole
Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then
persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a
nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are
sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping;
spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
