ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but
you
can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
tongue
hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot
air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without
it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying.
