Will cross the road in June. No, August. September
for sure.
OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was
so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like...
chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it
just bought the road.
OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a
message.
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd
simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken:
USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped
on the other side.
Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the
server will download one to the other side. (Of
course, those are chicklets)
Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just
keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web
chicken.
Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but
you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you
don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives
on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on
all sides of the road until you observe it on the
side of your course.
Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same
way we do !
Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken
to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it
to.
Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-
crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as
it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the
Republicans don't gut the program.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1
BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-
CHICKEN-CROSSING
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To luf someone is nothing, to be luf by someone is something, to be
luf by the one you luf is everything.....
