The Noisy Black bird

last SG · 2012-02-15T20:44:53+00:00

1. Try to sleep earlier2. Try to stick some insulation and noise reducer on your windows edges (go to hardware store they will show u)3. Try to use ear plug...

LFNY SG

Help!!!! There is no way the black screaming bird can be culled. It so noisy I'm losing sleep in the morning. It's started with a soft 'woowoo' to a very loud 'WOOWOO!!!' I guess some of you might have this problem too.

QX179R SG

which would you rather have..

the "noisy" bird or the crows..

FireIce SG

早起的鸟儿有虫吃

早起的虫儿被鸟吃

Just_do_it_lah SG

Are they the.....

Just_do_it_lah SG

very likely.... it is the caused for your morning call....

good mah... no need to buy alarm clock...

Darkness_hacker99 SG

Now my neighbourhood got a bird like twitter like that, every now and then can hear Twwwwiiit, Twwwiiiit! It's small black bird which look like a bat without belly.

QX179R SG

go to fort canning park & can hear till u gao gao..

FireIce SG

mandarin gallery those then power.

speakoutfor SG

Hey, I have the SAME PROBLEM AS YOU !!!!!!

I call the stupid bird - the Woo Woo bird. Sometimes they come as early as 5am and start to Woo Woo. I hate them !

I think they are Crows.

I don't know why but they always come at the start of the year - is it mating period.

Whenever they come and disturb my sleep, I would open the window and clap my hand very loud to scare them away. But they are stubborn. They stay on to Woo Woo. Sometimes the clap works.

I wish I have this mini gun to shoot down the stupid Woo Woo Bird. This species should be annihilated.

mancha SG

Between birds and human, who has the ability to be stupid?

Birds are birds.

Go see the government people, the birds are... em... foreign birds.

speakoutfor SG

Between birds and human, who has the ability to be stupid?

Birds are birds.

Go see the government people, the birds are... em... foreign birds.

Birds are stupid - they do nothing but shit on cars. Human are more intelligent.

Government people don;t care. You have to solve your own problems. Get a BB gun and shoot em birds down.

alize SG

Birds are territorial. If you cull this bird, others will move in on the territory and call. A power struggle will start and the birds will make more noise fighting.

Summer hill SG

Birds? Have a cat by your side lol.

Mr Milo SG

Meow

QX179R SG

Birds are stupid - they do nothing but shit on cars. Human are more intelligent.

Government people don;t care. You have to solve your own problems. Get a BB gun and shoot em birds down.

you urself oso got a bird wat..

so if wanna shoot, use the BB gun & shoot ur own bird 1st loh..

Mr Milo SG

*Fires flamethrower at the trees

speakoutfor SG

you urself oso got a bird wat..

so if wanna shoot, use the BB gun & shoot ur own bird 1st loh..

It is not a bird. It is a penis.

I will not use BB gun on such a valued specimen because it has brought a lot of great contribution to society especially for me. Unlike the stupid woo woo bird, my penis has brought me much peace and comfort. It help me to discharge urine and waste. At times whenever I want to use it to give pleasure to the opposite sex - it has facilitated the excitement. It will also one day provide me with the opportunity to spread my seed and my generation who may one day rule singapore. So I give it a pat on the back.

But for the birds. I will use flame thrower to flame them and use vulcan 30mm minigun to blast them because they serve no purpose but to disturb peace and civility.

Mr Milo SG

*Aims a mortar at the birds

Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1) SG

that bird

i ty that bird leh for waking mi up

sometimes even in my school also can heard it

Just_do_it_lah SG

Don't even think about this......

the bird will becum...