Angel: Please hor, no fighting in my pub's porch hor, want to
fight, go far far. I go call the Bouncer.
BBQ gal: Oh die liao
BBQ gal hubby: Charm liao, spoil my mood
Mr Milo: I better leave now, her bouncer must be damn big and
muscular type.
Lau Bouncer Julian Khor arrived
Julian Khor: Simi Tai chi!!! what is going on, who dare to make
trouble here!
BBQ gal Hubby: huh! so lau lau weak weak, still can work as
bouncer?
Mr Milo: Whahahahahaha!! aiyo, Angel, where you get this ah pek
as your bouncer, legs also wobbling.
Angel: Bo bian lah, no one want to work, employ older worker
lor, I am testing him now
BBQ gal: Ah pek, can fight or not, if not go home lah
BBQ gal Hubby: Si lor, after said we bully old, weak ah pek, go
bring chicken wing for us better lah
Mr Milo: Aiya, dun care him, let settle this problem, you want
to fight here or downstair?
...to be continue..
Then suddenly Julian, remove all the body prosthetic and facemask
DISGUISE, and jump out, a young muscular handsome pure singaporean
man APPEAR, with 6 pack abdomen.
All the women in the pub say "wah !!!!!! handsome boy...i want i
want...Angel, we wanna pay $2,000 an hour for this guy escort
service...
Another woman say: WHo is tat? Tom Cruise?
Another say: No I think he is Aaron Kwok
Another say: canot be la, he is so handsome liao n young
looking, must be Justin Bieber.
Another chio bu say: Angel I pay $50,000 an hour for this guy, I
want to bed him.
Julian: Sorry leh, I don't work for Angel. I am undercover agent
for the Immigration & Checkpoint Authority of Singpore
(ICA). I here to pose as old man bouncer to spy on Angel's illegal
mamasan activities, operating without license and hiring of illegal
immigrants.
Angel: Oh, Oooh, so sorry, I beg you, don't take me to prison. I
will do anything for you?
Julian: Do anything? hahahahahaha (evil laugh).
Angel: Sex?
Julian: What kind?
Angel: See no touch and touch no see sex.
Julian: I don't do Taiwanese position.
Angel: Please, please, I don't want to be sent back....I will do
anything for you. You can do anything to my body...(Strip
naked)
Julian: Then you can help my friend, he want to have sex wif
you....
Angel: Who? Who? (Saliva dripping out)
Julian: His name is Troublemaker...come out my fren.
Troublemaker: Hahahhahaha, now you are all mine, ALL MINE, Angel
!!!! (grab Angel and push her into her room, Angel fall into her
bed)
Angel: Help ! Noooo Nooo, I don't want Troublemaker. I want you
Julian, you are sooooo soooo handsome, you look like Taylor
Lautner, you look so young, I want yer cock !
Julian: Yawn, Yawn. Sorrie I got galfren oledi. Some more u
mamasan, I don';t know where your body parts been to. I don;t want
to contract STD. Enjoy !
Troublemaker: Wahahahaha, now Angel, you will feel ultimate
pleasure. Feel my rod.
Troublemaker: Angel, u eva made luv to a werewolf? It is full
moon, my leg hair is growing longer. I will use my long leg hair to
tickle yer arm pits.
Angel: Eeck, no no I don't want yer hairy legs !
(Close the door, can hear Angel screaming for her life).
Mr Milo: Hey what about us?
BBQ gal: Yes what about us?
BBQ gal husband: 2 guys and one gal, what should we do?
Julian: You can try DP.
BBQ gal: What is tat? Neva heard before.
Julian: Double penetration.
Mr Milo: BBQ gal husband, which hole u want?
BBQ gal husband: we later one-two choose lah.
Mr Milo: Good idea !
(To be continued)
