Why is it so hard to find somebody we like

Fugazzi SG

Muse over this

A man is at the bar n another man walks up to him n asks him, "Are you Ernie Smith?"
The man says, 'yes"
The man then says, 'Were you in Boston a few days ago?'
Ernie says, "Just a min," n from his bag takes out a notebook, turns some pages, and then says, "Yes, I was a few days ago."
The man says, "Were you in rm 5?"
Ernie looks into his notebook n says, "Yes."
The man says, "Did you meet Mrs.Dorothy in rm 6?"
Ernie scans his eyes on his notebook n replies, "Yes."
The man says, "Tell me, did you make love to Mrs Dorothy?"
Ernie looks into notebook again, says, "Yes, I made love to Mrs. Dorothy."
The man says, "Well, I'm Dorothy's spouse n I don't like it."
Again, Ernie looks in his notebook and utters, "You know, that's funny. I didn't like it either."

This is what hearing is all about. One agrees perfectly, but one hears only what one wants to hear; one understands only what one wants to understand.

It is palpably evident that the above seems to be your predicament. You are free to spout all that comes to you - it is you and u are being u whatever u type here. To reject outrightly, what one knows not or lacks insight is the highest form of ignorance.

By judging another - u are not defining what another is (in this instance, me or ) . .. but defining what you are. The same goes for and each and everyone posting here. It is only whether one accepts, pretends or simply ignores. However, it does not go away.

As for being misunderstood or not at, it is fine by me. I post to evoke ''questions'' and have one arrive at one's ''conclusion'' or ''views/opinions''

angel7030 SG

Wah "if you love me", I shy shy la wei. Of course la, I neva assume a gal like me or not. Try to discuss ma, find out weak points so I can learn how to disarm a gal and make me more attractive and desirable to the gal I like.

Try, Try, but for a guy, not so easy. Got one time I ask a gal at a restaurant about her phone number, turn out a guy wuz there, he was unhappy wif my advances. So he stood in front of her and ask me "what is my biz doing here". I say I only want her no. He look angry, like want to whack me. Dunno whether he is fren, bf or brother. But since she look shy shy didn't give, I walk away.

At least I try, I shouldget an award for braveness. Full Medal of Honor.

Hello, kor kor, what era liao, still ask for phones nos meh, ask for msn, tween or facebook lah, aiyoh, why worry about other feeling, there is nothing wrong about asking for h/p nos. Give or dun give is another matter. Let me teach you what my brother used to do with new gal and how he react when get rejected.

At hawker centre or food court,

Bro: Hi Liz, eh...if you dun mind, I got something in my mind and need to ask you?

Liz: Is it regarding me? if yes, go ahead and ask.

Bro: Eh...in fact, yes, it is quite awkward, but I still have to ask, hope you dun mind hor.

Liz: Will you cut the bull and ask the question (gal get mad if guy are too long winded hor)

Bro: Ok, I like to ask you, "Do you Love me"?

Liz: What a silly question to ask on the first date? You simply cannot expect me to answer this type of question and I hate guy being so advancing and desparate, I mean I can say I like you as a friend, but to mention Love is quite silly at this point of time, DUN U THINK SO???&^&**99(**(*%$##SHit*&^

Bro: Oh...no no , you misunderstanding me, I mean do you Love to eat Mee rebus, Mee bok or Mee hoon...that is all...(siam all the way)

Liz: Oh, I am so sorry, thot you asked about my feeling, my apologise, sure, i like to eat mee, let go around and look for a nice stall.

Bro...(heng ah) knows how to twist and turn.

BadzMaro SG

That is just lame to the max...

Maybe it works for the stupid ones.. lol.. or unless.... you going for the underage mmm mmmm girls..

angel7030 SG

as long as the below is not lame, we gal something love gong gong stupid stupid guy, looks funny and cute to us

Julian.khor SG

At hawker centre or food court,

Bro: Hi Liz, eh...if you dun mind, I got something in my mind and need to ask you?

Liz: Is it regarding me? if yes, go ahead and ask.

Bro: Eh...in fact, yes, it is quite awkward, but I still have to ask, hope you dun mind hor.

Liz: Will you cut the bull and ask the question (gal get mad if guy are too long winded hor)

Bro: Ok, I like to ask you, "Do you Love me"?

Bro: Oh...no no , you misunderstanding me, I mean do you Love to eat Mee rebus, Mee bok or Mee hoon...that is all...(siam all the way)

Liz: Oh, I am so sorry, thot you asked about my feeling, my apologise, sure, i like to eat mee, let go around and look for a nice stall.

Bro...(heng ah) knows how to twist and turn.

Julian walk into Angel 7030 bar to find pretty gal. Saw one pretty gal at the bar.

Julian: Helo chio bu. I saw you from somewher before. You look familiar..

Pretty gal: Oh where?

Julian: In my dreams !

Bartender Angel7030: What drink do you want?

Julian: Bartender, I want dry martini, shaken not stirred.

Bartender angel7030: Yes Mr James Bond

Pretty gal: And what were we doing?

Julian: I saw us holding hands.

Pretty gal: And then?
Julian: After that in my dream, i dream we live in big house and have big car and then we have 10 kids adnd 5 adopted kids.

Pretty gal: What car model?

Julian: Bentley Continental.

Pretty gal: Here are my keys to my place, see me midnight tonite.

Julian: What will you be wearing?

Pretty gal: Nothing.

Julian: Yeehaw !

angel7030 SG

Julian walk into Angel 7030 bar to find pretty gal. Saw one pretty gal at the bar.

Julian: Helo chio bu. I saw you from somewher before. You look familiar..

Pretty gal: Oh where?

Julian: In my dreams !

Bartender Angel7030: What drink do you want?

Julian: Bartender, I want dry martini, shaken not stirred.

Bartender angel7030: Yes Mr James Bond

Pretty gal: And what were we doing?

Julian: I saw us holding hands.

Pretty gal: And then?
Julian: After that in my dream, i dream we live in big house and have big car and then we have 10 kids adnd 5 adopted kids.

Pretty gal: What car model?

Julian: Bentley Continental.

Pretty gal: Here are my keys to my place, see me midnight tonite.

Julian: What will you be wearing?

Pretty gal: Nothing.

Julian: Yeehaw !

So, finally the cat is out of eh...bag! caught you red handed, after all, you are an expert in going after gal, just testing the ground here hor

BotaHead SG

as long as the below is not lame, we gal something love gong gong stupid stupid guy, looks funny and cute to us

ahem, why sound so much like me har, lol

angel7030 SG

ahem, why sound so much like me har, lol

ahem...bota people tends to be abit over sensitive...

Julian.khor SG

So, finally the cat is out of eh...bag! caught you red handed, after all, you are an expert in going after gal, just testing the ground here hor

Wah like that also consider as expert?

That was the "Dream Dream" version.

Here is the reality version:

Julian: Hey, I have seen you from somewher before.

Pretty gal: Where?

Julian: In my dream, I dream we holding hands in a plateau of roses

Pretty gal: Haha, very funny.

Julian: Really. And I dream 10 years later, we live together in a big big house with 5 kids.

Bouncer: Is this dude disturbing you?

Pretty gal: (whisper) Yes, can you gently ask him to buzz off?

Bouncer: Sure, btw, in exchange can we meet tonite n have a drink?

Pretty gal: Sure, sure but get rid of him first.

Bouncer: Hey boy, you haven't pay your cover charge, get out of this bar.

Julian: I no need to pay, Angel7030, your boss know me.

Bouncer: Angel do you know him?

Angel: Erm...look familiar but I dunno him.

*****Bouncer beat up Julian and throw him out from bar. ********

angel7030 SG

Wah like that also consider as expert?

That was the "Dream Dream" version.

Here is the reality version:

Julian: Hey, I have seen you from somewher before.

Pretty gal: Where?

Julian: In my dream, I dream we holding hands in a plateau of roses

Pretty gal: Haha, very funny.

Julian: Really. And I dream 10 years later, we live together in a big big house with 5 kids.

Bouncer: Is this dude disturbing you?

Pretty gal: (whisper) Yes, can you gently ask him to buzz off?

Bouncer: Sure, btw, in exchange can we meet tonite n have a drink?

Pretty gal: Sure, sure but get rid of him first.

Bouncer: Hey boy, you haven't pay your cover charge, get out of this bar.

Julian: I no need to pay, Angel7030, your boss know me.

Bouncer: Angel do you know him?

Angel: Erm...look familiar but I dunno him.

*****Bouncer beat up Julian and throw him out from bar. ********

Using "I have seen you somewhere" is a very old taqtic liao lah,

Kor kor: Excuse me, Miss

Angel: Yes?

Kor Kor: I kind of seen you somewhere, do you remember me...eh...at the singapore flyer, oh yeah, we met there, did you remember me...julian??

Angel: Oh, very cute hor? I bet you met your long lost grandmother there and dream of meeting an Angel. Now if you care to buzz off from my vision and life, I will more than glad to put on a smile and let you pass.

Kor kor: No no, i really remember meeting you there, i have a photogenic memory, cannot miss it.

Angel open her hang bag: Ok dude, take your pick, you want an electric shock that will send you to sleep for a few days or you want some pepper spray that can blind you for a month.

Kor kor: eh...

Angel: eh what? as from this moment, you have to right to remain silent, anything you said, shall be taken as a statement or evidence in court.

Julian.khor SG

Using "I have seen you somewhere" is a very old taqtic liao lah,

Kor kor: Excuse me, Miss

Angel: Yes?

Kor Kor: I kind of seen you somewhere, do you remember me...eh...at the singapore flyer, oh yeah, we met there, did you remember me...julian??

Kor kor: No no, i really remember meeting you there, i have a photogenic memory, cannot miss it.

Angel open her hang bag: Ok dude, take your pick, you want an electric shock that will send you to sleep for a few days or you want some pepper spray that can blind you for a month.

Kor kor: eh...

Angel: eh what? as from this moment, you have to right to remain silent, anything you said, shall be taken as a statement or evidence in court.

Kor kor: For the sake of love, I let you choose..

Angel: I canot take ur attraction, I must spray you to chase you off. I dunno wat to do...your attraction is so strong,

Kor Kor: Then I must use my huge bicep to protect my face

Angel: OOOoooooo your muscle so big, strong and hard. But why? Why you must pursue and risk pepper on your face for love?

Kor Kor: Because when there is pepper on my face, I look Hot.

Angel: Oooooo You so Hot, I want to fall into your arms. Your huge arms. My leg....feel sooo weeeeaaaakkkk. I want to fall...into your warm embrace....Take me...Take me nowwww !!!! Damnit

Kor Kor: With Pleasure...muahahahahahaha.

angel7030 SG

ya hor, why your body muscle so big and solid? Must had took some body enhance pills or drink hor...becareful ya, drinking or taking too much of those can cause E...dyfunction ya.

Anyway, you can jokes and talks very well with mei mei like me, so, why is that so hard to find someone you like, for your this type of joker, got size, shape and can talk to me like a pro, there should be a lot of gals lining up for you to choose and pick lor.

BadzMaro SG

Dun confuse online with real life... lol

angel7030 SG

Dun confuse online with real life... lol

well, nowaday, many guys and gals get to know each other thru online, confuse become real

Julian.khor SG

Dun confuse online with real life... lol

Very true, very true.

Julian.khor SG

ya hor, why your body muscle so big and solid? Must had took some body enhance pills or drink hor...becareful ya, drinking or taking too much of those can cause E...dyfunction ya.

Seriously la, won't work because sound very corny. I am only making a joke. I think Gals like honesty and more time to get to know the guy better not aggresifness.

BadzMaro SG

well, nowaday, many guys and gals get to know each other thru online, confuse become real

I mean the persona. Like people giving dating advice online when they themselves have never even dated a real life girl before. lol

Like the above examples will not work online. Because u have already spelt out what was supposed to be ambigous in words and use the ambiguity to ascertain a response. And u need to be at a real hawker stall to pull it off.When u are standing in front of the girl, in pubic with people around u, its very different sitting behind the computer and trying to chat up a girl in MMORPG. hahaha

Even if you say it works, I dun think the pick up lines online starts off anywhere near the above few examples. lol

Julian.khor SG

I mean the persona. Like people giving dating advice online when they themselves have never even dated a real life girl before. lol

Even if you say it works, I dun think the pick up lines online starts off anywhere near the above few examples. lol

I suspek 80% of the time, pick up lines don't work. The only way is to know is for maybe two people work closely in a project or something like tat. But how? How to create mutual feeling? Guy like gal...gal like guy, reciprocate?

That day, I saw one stray cat chasing a female stray cat. He meow meow everyday. Third day, he sucess get the female cat. After tat, they go inside the drain, meow meow meow, on top of each other. One month later, I saw so many kitten meow meow.

Why courtship cannot be like cats? Why human courtship so difficult?

angel7030 SG

I mean the persona. Like people giving dating advice online when they themselves have never even dated a real life girl before. lol

Even if you say it works, I dun think the pick up lines online starts off anywhere near the above few examples. lol

Not really, I met up with some online guys before, it is not the use of words that will be different btw online and real situation, it is more of the physical look and body language that hinder the process, once you overcome it, it will be back to kind of online stuff. Because before meeting a person online, most of us, our mind would had set an imagination of what that person will look like, and that assumption carry with us into the meeting, then, on the other hand, we ourselves also have to relook into our own condition with many question to ask, what if she saw me and run away, or what if she said I am so old or what if she stand far away from me and keep quiet...etc etc. So, to certain people, it can be very excited but yet very scary for them, provided you have that guts to face it, be open to anything, you can make friends or even bf or gf on Online.

Fyi, I meet people with open heart, remain humourous, jovious and alway keep the meeting lively, most will laugh and feel so free talking and chatting with me.

angel7030 SG

Why courtship cannot be like cats? Why human courtship so difficult?

Unlike cats, human are different, Men are said to be from Mars, and women from Venus, then we end up meeting on Earth by conincident, if meow meow here and meow meow there can get girlfriends and wifes, I think we women will be taken for granted and become a sex kitten for men.

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