Wrote this on the bus while watching the world go by
Is it that a
person like me is truly bohemian by nature or is it that I lack the
set of skills to create bonds with anyone?
To be honest I just find the boring mundane day to day life
extremely boring. My perpetual need for human contact and
excitement is simply to keep me moderately sane. I do enjoy some
extremities such as drugs but for now, that is nothing but a closed
chapter in my book.
The main issue you might ask is why do I behave is such a
narcissistic way?
To give you an honest answer it is to find a simple yet happy life
by no means subjecting myself to the completely orthodox way of
living. I mean to be honest why not be happy and do what you want
for god sake. Live free and be the person you were born to be.
There is of course no justifiable reason for hurting others along
your way and/or not repaying gratitude unless of course you happen
to be a complete and utter douche.
One might question if this is still applicable if let's say my
parents want me to grow up and be a doctor and I'm supposed to
study my ass off have no social life forever so I don’t hurt them.
O please are you really going to buy into that self sacrificial
bullshit? I mean really now, what your parents want is to make you
the best that you can be in order to enjoy a good successful and
HAPPY future. So if at the end of the day you have lived a full,
virtuous life and happy life I truly don't see what is the fucking
problem?
Fine let's go to say you are into that self sacrificial bullshit
and study hard blah blah try your best to get that fancy piece of
paper to hang on your wall while giving up your youth and
everything fun. At the end of the day ending up
as a "enter race here" scrooge mcduck with loads of cash and lots
of cash to spend on your three spoiled nephews and son.
Recognize that money only opens up doorways and yes many that may
grant you temporal happiness while true happiness is nowhere to be
found.
True happiness in my opinion lies within oneself and exploring ones
soul. Money helps, so make a fucking fortune by learning to be
smart and streetwise like bill gates or something! There are loads
of ways to actually fulfil your desires as well as earn a decent
living that enables you to pursue your hobbies as well as fulfil
your life.
Honestly most vices are and will be detrimental to your
health.
Let's touch on smoking first. So why so you smoke? Peer pressure?
Not enough manhood to say no?
All this can be simply summarized into one word: weakness. It may
have been your ex-girlfriend that smoked like a chimney or the
group of young smoketards you were in as a youth and inadvertently
got hooked.
What does it do to you? Help you unwind, makes you feel good or
looks well with your jacket. Admittedly smoking is one if the more
forgivable vices aside from alcohol but we will touch on that a
little later. It does give you a sense of relief but at the cost
and blackened lungs and a chronic breathing problem in the near
completely unforeseeable future. It's all essentially about cost
and consequence as well as control.
Now moving on to the most drank thing besides water, alcohol.
Alcohol is essentially vice and temporal buffing in your
confidence, foolhardiness and your ability to see slamming any
chick raw dog as cool. It is however known as liquid courage and
the ability to drink will help you along somewhere down the road
where you will be required to drink. Let's not forget to always
drink while well aware of your limit so as to avoid passing out,
puking all over yourself and have your idiot frat-boy friend’s
stick a beer tube up your ass and posting pictures of it on
Facebook. Drinking loads may seem to impress girls for the moment
but the true opportunity lies in being the only sober idiot there
to send them home and possibly get some nice pussy. You can do both
and train consistently, no short cuts you pussy.
Talking about shortcuts, drugs on the other hand have another name
which is cut short. The cutting short of your sanity and
temporarily lobotomizing you leaving you completely vulnerable to
your own mind and imagination which can be quite scary you sick
bondage fetish bastard. It is a awesome social experience where
there can be lots of sex and happiness but it is as temporal as
your premature ejaculation. The fact of the matter is you slept
with the slut that your dad banged and now have his herpes as well
of the rest of your life problems awaiting you in re land of the
sober. Of course I have tried drugs before and refrained from such
stupid activity and merely explored the infinite possibility of my
mind which was enough enjoyment. Now understand that whoever says
they are addicted to drugs and can't quit is a complete and utter
liar. It's a mental thing and if you can't get over that then how
are you supposed to get over your penis being huge, o wait...is
not!! Well unless you tried physically addictive drugs like crack
which was stupid to continuously do in the first place. Use your
head for once and not the one that goes into your girlfriend’s
mouth.
The thin line between confidence and being a complete fuckwit is
actually extremely thin. Being the former you will be easily liked
and fuckable while being the latter you will be even more fuckable
just that every other person hates you and is spreading rumors you
have a small penis. How can I be confident you may ask? Simple,
walk and talk as if you know exactly what you’re saying, for god’s
sake do a little research before spouting off like Japanese av
actresses squirting vagina, and if there is any time you can
elaborate on a point you are interested in or know a lot about in
an inoffensive manner without boring the people around you. Watch
the body language of the people around you as well as Thor tone of
voice. Of all, the most important thing to do is to analyze the
person you are talking by focusing on his most interesting topic,
himself. Even if you don't give a shot about his pet puppy that
died getting raped by your neighbours pit bull. It's always good to
listen as knowledge is power and re power of knowledge is
unfathomable. The use of such information can aid you in your
social climb or your own growth as a person or lastly ammunition to
destroy the bastard if he ever becomes a fag.
Being a fuckwit is even easier, do the first portion of the above
but focus on no one else but yourself only giving the poor bloke a
chance to talk once your done and cracked a few jokes on where he
gets his hair cut. Here you are sure to attract attention as well
as the weak who will follow you as pathetic little boot licking
minions. However everything in moderation and you will be sure to
succeed in either.
With confidence and/or arrogance you will come across people in
whatever scene, group or stereotype you belong to whether it's the
emo fags, shuffle sluts hiphop bitches, schooltards or enthusiasts
of multiple sorts. Within these people you are darned sure to come
across a girl you like or want to bang.
Although girls don't want to admit it, the plain fact is they like
tossers, the kind guy always gets the back fucking seat unless he's
a tosser. Being a tosser towards a girl is simple. Be detached from
whatever you are doing, remain calm at all times, never show too
much of your inner self and pay enough attention to her as you
would your pet dog who you don't really care about. During this
time it would be wise to so your research on her character, not
fucking stalk her Facebook....well not just at least, and formulate
a plan of action in that noggin of yours. No the flowers and
telling her how pretty she looks doesn't work anymore as...she most
likely already fucking knows you retard. Simply ask her out
casually and multiple times till it's a yes, permanent no or she
files a restraining order. Being established as the alpha male in
the group is also an important step as well as being permanently
representable and groomed. Yes inner beauty is important but god
it's important to at least be aesthetically pleasing. Who the hell
wants to go out with a retard that looks and smells like dog shit.
Seriously.
Don't forget that I'd you're in this for the wham bam thank you mam
then stick to the first portion above and have sweet tongue, smart
assed lines with a dash of confidence play your cards right and
ahaaaahhhhh.
Of course the alternative of picking these cheap sluts from the
clubs would be drastically easier unless you are a complete retard
with 0 social skills and an iq around room temperature.
Studying a tad bit of pick up artistry will most likely help but
all you actually need are the basics in which lies
confidence.
A step by
step idiot’s guide to how to get laid
Act smart and confident, hold a drink, use a
pick up line or simply ask her to dance. Proceed to get intimate,
eye contact and hell would I know how you could fuck this up. Kiss,
get number you're done and offer to take her home etc. Good drink
training may be required. The alpha male theory applies here as
well if you get good enough; no girl is really out of your
reach.
Alright I'm no expert but to hell with it, rinse and repeat till
you strike. Out of so many women in the club if you can't score
even one you must be quite a sad bloke.
