Then you tell your son to tell all the student to talk like
animal.
*Teacher walk into class*
Teacher: Class, stand up and greet me, animals !
Student 1: Woof Woof
Student 2: Kok Kok Kok Kok (Chicken)
Student 3: Uh uh uh uh (Monkey)
Teacher: What do you think you all are doing? Why you make
those funny sound?
Student monitor: Teacher, we are animals so we make animal
sound. Sssss Sssss Sssss
Teacher: Why you making that funny sound?
Student monitor: Because today I am a snake. Sssss Sssss
Teacher: Stop playing a fool or else I take the cane
Student 4: Growl Growl. You cannot cane me because I am Tiger, I
will bite you
Student 4 lunch forward and bite Teacher in the neck. Teacher
fast reflex, take cane and whack Student 4.
Student Monitor: You hit my fellow animal. I kill you. Hiss
Hiss. My cobra venom will poison you.
Teacher: Are you all crazy, I will get the headmaster
to suspend all of you ! Animals ! Animals !
Student 4: Aiyoh, very painful. But I tiger, I kill.
Thunder..Thunder...Thunder cats...Hoooooooo
Student 2: I will use my kok kok beak to break your
head.
Teacher: help ! help !
Police come in and shoot tear gas and subdue class.
Next day: News Headline:
CLASS GONE MAD TURN INTO ANIMAL. TEACHER IN HOSPITAL.
SCHOOL HEADMASTER OFFER RESIGNATION OVER SCANDAL.