skeujin SG 2 Fast 2 Furious - Action Former cop Brian O'Conner (Walker) teams up with his ex-con pal Roman Pearce (Gibson) to transport a shipment of "dirty" money for shady Miami-based import-export dealer Carter Verone (Hauser), while actually working with undercover agent Monica Clemente (Mendes) to bring Verone down. What do u mean that theres no Vin Diesel in this movie! What were they thinking about? Hasnt 'speed 2' taught us a thing or 2 about how the sequels will s**k without the original male sex symbol from the 1st movie. Lets talk about the movie. cop goes undercover to smash drug ring...... throw in a a new babe...... add 2 black guys (who probably can act better n r cheaper than Ja rule in F&F1)..... fancy cars...... im getting bored already.....
skeujin SG Johnny English - Comedy Johnny English stars Rowan Atkinson (Bean) as an accident-prone MI-7 agent on a mission to rescue Britains crown jewels and save the country and the monarchy from a Machiavellian French business magnate. John Malkovich (Ripleys Game) portrays the scheming Sauvage and Ben Miller (The Parole Officer) is Johnnys sidekick Bough. Double-platinum recording artist Natalie Imbruglia makes her feature film debut as special agent Lorna Campbell, the object of Englishs desires. Bean there, done that..... Atkinson's on the right track. it's bean a long time since the last movie spoof. Taking on the role of the brit international man of danger and mass hysteria. Expect lotsa dumb arse twists and nonsensical mayhem. But be forewarned that i think the rubber face one has run out of facial expressions we can emit fresh laughter with but in this movie he talks!!!! Good for those group outings that require brainless laughter.
skeujin SG Willard - Suspense A social misfit, Willard (Crispin Glover) is constantly humiliated in front of his co-workers and squeezed out of the family business by his boss (R. Lee Ermey). His only friends are Cathryn (Laura Harring), a new temp in the office, and a couple of rats he raises at home, Ben and Socrates (and their increasing number of friends). But when one of the rats is killed at work, Willard unleashes his rage and his army of rats on his tormentors. The oringinal movie was released in..... hear this.... 1971!!!! Dam i was still a dirty thought im my dad's head. Here we see the mordern day version of the pied piper of hamlin gone bad. Cnt say much about a remake but be prepared to see rats.... lotsa rats... xln dnt see this... sure got plenty of rats kena kill one....
the Bear SG You guys know that the current recession and the SARS, plus the war in Iraq has hammered the local economy badly. Worst hit are the places which need traffic. One of the most badly hit ones is Clarke Quay. Seems that Disney is interested in buying up most of Clarke Quay. They have plans to turn it into some kind of theme park-ish place where the whole family can go there and have fun. Disney would like the whole place based on Winnie the Pooh. They are going to call the place: POOH QUAY brhahahahaha!
skeujin SG Dumb & Dumberer : When Harry Met Lloyd Set in 1986 when mentally challenged best friends Harry (Richardson) and Lloyd (Olsen) were teenagers, this is the madcap comic tale of their attempt to get out of the "special needs" department and into regular high school life. (Guzman plays the school janitor who adopts Lloyd; Levy plays the school principal; Rogers plays Harry's Mom; Oteri plays a cafeteria worker-turned-special education teacher; LaBeouf plays the school mascot.) Our 2 favorite goondus are back! This movie goes back to tell the tale of how they met. with current trends of making prequels... i say why not! Carrey return to comedy, a good move dude. Your 'serious' films stink! I wasted good money thinking cableguy was a comedy and lets not talk about the majestic and the truman show. Man on the moon lasted a whole 2 weeks in the sg boxoffice...... Your face is born for slapstick! the only tear i can shed wen i see your face is tears of laughter. Im still waiting for The Mask 2!!!!! /make note.... next time try to light fire with fart.
skeujin SG Freddy Vs Jason - Horror A group of teenagers finds themselves stuck in the middle of a battle between two forces of evil: silent stalker Jason Voorhees (Hodder) and gabby dream master Freddy Krueger (Englund), as the battle wages from Elm Street (the beginning of the film) to a climactic finale fought at Camp Crystal Lake. Now this is what i call a tag team!!!! 2 sickos with sharp toys and fa[color=red]ces that only their mother will love! One will haunt your dreams and the other will hunt you down while you're awake. too bad they are fighting against each other. If anything is to follow in the freddie and jason tradition be prepared for gross murders and at least a shot of a topless chiobu. Guys! a must see for that very first date to get an excuse of comforting your gal by putting your arm around her. Pls note that during this act you must not shiver or jump from your seat during the scary scenes or it will be your last date for a long long time.[/color]
skeujin SG Originally posted by the Bear: You guys know that the current recession and the SARS, plus the war in Iraq has hammered the local economy badly. Worst hit are the places which need traffic. One of the most badly hit ones is Clarke Quay. Seems that Disney is interested in buying up most of Clarke Quay. They have plans to turn it into some kind of theme park-ish place where the whole family can go there and have fun. Disney would like the whole place based on Winnie the Pooh. They are going to call the place: [b]POOH QUAY brhahahahaha! [/b]Rated R(A)?
skeujin SG Pirates Of The Caribbean - Action Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Knightley) of a governor (Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death, with the light of the moon revealing their skeletons, like some kind of undead monsters. skeujin's review to follow
skeujin SG yah adding my comments, hehehe... im becomming movie critic b4 even watching the movies.... hahahaha
ahzhao SG nice nice movies!! left out a few izzit? - bulletproof monk - may - hulk - the recruit - dumb and dumberer
Master -_- SG i watched bulletproof monk already 4 out of 5 Mr Greens *that will be our rating system k? Mr Green *
skeujin SG Originally posted by Master -_-: i watched [b]bulletproof monk already 4 out of 5 Mr Greens *that will be our rating system k? Mr Green *[/b]out liao? or kazaa? i went tiong bahru on wednesday they said comming soon.....
Master -_- SG kazaa Damn power.. its like Jet Li's The One... hmmm Final Flight of the Osiris i give u later k? Ur at hm or office? For Final Flight, i give 3 out of 5 Mr Greens
sgboy2004 SG The latest movie on the block...first encounter with sgboy2004, starring Gentleman sgboy2004 , and director is none other than the infamous and sexy Lady sgboy2004 . Other cast includes Police sgboy2004 , and the chef in the scene is none other than Chef sgboy2004 . Script writer is Report sgboy2004. At the war scene, it featured Soldier sgboy2004 , and the bad guy in the movie are Sumo sgboy2004 and Freddy sgboy2004 . Reporting live from SGBOY2004 Broadcasting Film Centre... Current Affairs Manager, COB Singapore