Impress all girls

Jhons91 SG

I would like to befriend my female colleagues…something which I am somehow unable to do. There are some women in my office I find attractive and would like to date them. But I have to get familiar before I do that. How do I approach them? Any help?

FireIce SG

where did u copy and paste this from?

Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1) SG

try this

Hi I'm Jimmy Tong, Wad can i say to convince u to have a lunch with mi?

lianamaster SG

So messy...

8800 SG

Try this.

Hi. I am the new guy in the department. My dick is feeling very itchy today. IS your pussy feeling very itchy too?

Let us scratch each other k?

Fantagf SG

Another xdd come here ask for advice. xdd grow up first then think about wooing gals.

DownAndOut SG

Try to impress everyone and you'll fail terribly. Don't go that way.

And be prepared for alot of shit to go your way if you want to try office romance.

purpledragon84 SG

impressive!

Uraniumfish SG

Try this: Hi! I have money.

Herzog_Zwei SG

Drop your pants in front of the office ladies!

L.lawliett79 SG

Try this.

Hi. I am the new guy in the department. My dick is feeling very itchy today. IS your pussy feeling very itchy too?

Let us scratch each other k?

Creative!!

8800 SG

Try this too.

You: Hi. Am I very muscular?

She: No. You are average size.

You: I am not asking you to look at my body. I am asking you to look at my below part.

She: Your legs? Not muscular too. Average size only.

You: Not my leg lah stupid. Asking you to look at my dick. It is very muscular and powerful. How about your pussy? Is it tight anot?

Chipperboy SG

Try this too.

You: Hi. Am I very muscular?

She: No. You are average size.

You: I am not asking you to look at my body. I am asking you to look at my below part.

She: Your legs? Not muscular too. Average size only.

You: Not my leg lah stupid. Asking you to look at my dick. It is very muscular and powerful. How about your pussy? Is it tight anot?

Haha.

Jianye SG

hmmm...TS should have changed the subject to: How to Approach girls...not impress..

impressing people involves showing off your special abilities like a peacock...hahaha

marcteng SG

Why not invite the ger with a sincere heart, I would like to ask you out for a dinner of your choice, dinner paid by me of course.

Jianye SG

Why not invite the ger with a sincere heart, I would like to ask you out for a dinner of your choice, dinner paid by me of course.

Improvise on this idea a little bit...

say you know of this restaurant that has good service and food and want to intro her to it...

candiz SG

TS, don't talk about dating when you don't even know how to befriend them

i'm getting the impression that you are the quiet and not-confident type who just hide at one office corner dreaming about going out with the hot ladies

number one thing you should know is that the gals hate insecure and weak guys. we like guys with confidence, not guys who hide in one corner and shut his mouth, thinking he will attract any attention that way

stuffedbears SG

uh.

get familiar: say hi

not very hard wad.

the dating bit then hard.

Jianye SG

TS, don't talk about dating when you don't even know how to befriend them

i'm getting the impression that you are the quiet and not-confident type who just hide at one office corner dreaming about going out with the hot ladies

Yup, candiz is right...just chat will do...nvm got suan or what so ever...

theme_and_guess SG

show them yr cool heat vision