Hmm... carrot bits stuck up there, eh? Constipation for a
few days, eh?
You know, if you stick foreign matter up the anal region, a few
things can happen :
- infection after the foreign matter decays within you.
You can become really sick (septic, because the infection will
enter the bloodstream) and will have to end up hospitalised for
scans and antibiotics.
- The anal sphincter, ie. muscles that control bowel movement,
might get affected by the infection and you might lose the ability
to ... erm... how do you put this nicely... control your bowel
movement, resulting in bowel incontinence. Just like urine
incontinence, where sufferers lose the ability to control when they
release their urine, bowel incontinence is the bowel equivalent of
that. And yes... it can be extremely nasty, foul and a huge
public embarrassment.
- In the worst case scenario, a bowel resection might have to be
done, esp if the infection is extremely bad and has affected your
intestines in an extreme manner.
- In an even worse than worst case scenario, the bowel resection
can't be completed due to the current condition of the intestines
and a temporary stoma + colostomy bag might have to be done.
That means, the end of your intestine is fused onto your abdomen so
your stools will be emptied out of that opening into a bag attached
outside your abdomen. No more skintight lycra costumes after
that, I'm afraid.
There... in layman language, is what can occur when instead of
eating one's carrots, one decides to insert the aforementioned
object into one's anal region.
BTW, I've always wondered about the origins of anal sex... did
the father of anal sex suffer from chronic constipation and one
fine day, he finally got his stools moving and was so happy and
relieved about it that he got an explosive orgasmic climax sitting
on his throne and henceforth decided to reproduce that moment of
sweet release by stimulating the anal area?
