I know this belongs in jokes forum but somehow it belongs here
too.... 
GOD & THE BIKER
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but
it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify
me."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I
want to
know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when I get the
silent
treatment, why they cry, what it means when they say nothing's
wrong, and
how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
