Fellow male homo sapiens, the following that u are about to read
is intended as a warning and u are strongly advised to be extremely
wary of it.
SALE -noun (quote from www.dictionary.com)
1.the act of selling.
2.a quantity sold.
3.opportunity to sell; demand: slow sale.
4.a special disposal of goods, as at reduced
prices.
5.transfer of property for money or credit.
6.an auction.
Please note that u may forget all the definitions except number
4.
The scenario below depicts the reason:
Me and her walking in some shopping mall.
Her: Wah, this shoe nice leh. On sale, lets go see.
Me: Ok.
After 5 mins,
Her: Eh, this shoe nice anot?
Me: Nice.
Another 5 mins, puts the previous shoes down,
Her: How about this one? Nice?
Me: Nice.
5 mins pass, picks up another one,
Her: This one leh?
Me: Also nice. So which one u plan to get?
Her: All not nice leh, lets go.
Next shop,
Same thing happens. Walk around for 30 mins and doesnt buy
anything.
As we were about to enter the third shop,
Me: Eh, both shops got sale but u still dont want to buy, how come
still come this shop?
Her: This shop 50% sale mah, the previous 2 30%. (Pwnage)
Me: Oh ic
After 30 mins,
Me: So which shoe u going to buy?
Her: Huh, i got say i want to buy meh?
Me: Huh? If not why u go the previous 2 shoe shop?
Her: Coz sale mah. (Godlike)
Me: *Stun*
Her: Aiya dont so stun leh, the dress there on sale, lets go. (Holy
shit, beyond Godlike)
There u have it, our counterparts beyond comprehension. If anyone
could do a thesis on the female mind, it would probably be a
breakthrough. I reckon that the only species able to comprehend
females are themselves. Well, I guess this is what makes them
females, and which is why males go crazy about them. Including
me.
