This is going to be long, do bear with me as I need a place to
rant.
Recently, I traveled to Phuket (4D3N) with a friend whom I knew for
nearly 8 years. He visited Phuket with a whole bunch of his
colleagues not too long ago and caught STD from a local Thai girl.
So before we decided to get the tickets for the trip, I asked him
if he was there to fool around again and his answer was no, he just
wanted to relax and enjoy the sea sports. Why I asked him this
question? Its because Im a traditional person and I have my own
sets of principles too, I dont want the both of us to be there but
doing different things, than whats the point of going there
together?
On the first day of the trip: The very first thing I did when we
checked in to a resort, was to unpack all my cloths and hang it on
the hanger neatly, place all my essentials orderly and try to keep
the place as clean and tidy as possible. As for my friend, he just
unzipped his bag and threw his stuff all around. After meals, he
would throw the wrappers, plastics and cans all around the table. I
approached him nicely and told him, Friend, even if theres
house-keeping service also no need to like that mah, not good for
self-image. He kept saying, yes yes, dont worry. But the very
next day, I managed to spot the same stuff still lying around and I
need to clear all those stuff for him. As we all know, a basic need
for comfort is tidiness, if I provide you with a six star
hotel/resort and its messy, Im sure even a sane person wont get
to enjoy it to the fullest.
On the second day of the trip: During the night, I felt like
singing, so we enquired from a local tuk tuk driver if there were
any karaokes nearby but to our dismay, there werent any except
for Phuket Town area, so we took a tuk tuk ride there. Not till we
stepped in than we knew it was those sort of la sup bar. So its
alright for me as long as I know what Im doing. We sang and drank
a little until the mamasan came into our room with some girls for
our selection. Judging from my friends mentality, I started to
think, If my friend chooses the most gorgeous lady, this trip will
be a mess and our plans for beach sports will not go accordingly.
So, I reacted quickly by choosing the most gorgeous amongst the
crowd and immediately he turned to me and said, wah, you win liao
loh, pick so young and pretty, I nothing left already. Throughout
the entire singing and drinking session, the only thing I did was
held the hand of the girl that I chose. When the mamasan came in
again, she asked me if I wanted to switch my current lady with
another, I declined the offer, the mamasan didnt bother my friend
as I guessed he was really having fun hugging, kissing and
cuddling. Than my hand picked lady asked me if I wasnt into her
and I also had trouble explaining to her as her English is quite
terok and I dont speak Thai, so I just used simply English words
to make her understand and I said, no, you good, but me no anyhow
play. After awhile, she whispered to my ears while trying her best
to flock out her best English vocabulary knowledge saying, this
one all bluff, no real heart. Upon understanding what she said, I
looked at her and nodded slightly. When we were about to leave, we
found out we didnt had enough cash on hand to give out tips to
both our ladies, so my friend exchanged contact numbers with his
girl asking her to come over to the resort and she will be tipped
upon arrival. When we were back at the resort, my friend checked
his monetary remains and told me that he only had enough to spent
for the next 2 days, so I told him to tip 500baht instead of the
1000baht which he insisted and to me, a 1000baht as a tip was way
out of the question than he asked me how much I wanted to tip my
girl and I told him that I didnt plan on tipping her since Im
already out of the place. My friend told me not to tuah (play
out) the girl than I told my buddy, If I dont tuah her, I tuah
myself ah. So we watch a little discovery channel while my buddy
was waiting for her. When his phone rang, he told me that hes
going out to have supper with her than I said ok and was feeling
sleepy and started to turn in. As I was sounded asleep in the
middle of the night, I heard a sudden mourning sound of a lady so I
opened my eyes slightly and there I saw my friend shagging the girl
from earlier at the KTV. I turned my body slowly to the other side
of the bed where I wasnt facing them, I couldnt get a decent
sleep when the mourning got louder, I do confess that I harbored
desires too but I hadnt forgotten of the promises that I made to
my family and myself, that Ill never patronize prostitution. So I
switch my attentions to my favorite subject, Military history cum
strategies. After awhile the mourning was really amplifying the
whole room and my tired body got the better of me. I called out to
my friend and used a sleepy tone saying, oi siao eh, softer abit
leh, I trying to sleep leh. I guessed he didnt bang his brains
out because he replied, Oh ok, sorry sorry.
On the third day of the trip: As I woke up at 7+ in the morning, I
notice that my buddy was still hugging his girl both sleeping like
piglets and the same old habit: trash like sweet wrappers and drink
cans being thrown everywhere, so I packed up a little and went for
a morning swim on the ground level of the resort. After an hour of
swimming, I went back to my room and found both of them still
sleeping, after I took a bath, I gently tap my friend by his legs
and asked if he wanted to have the resorts free complimentary
breakfast, his answer to me was, no, I usually dont take
breakfast. In my heart, I was thinking, wtf, free breakfast also
dont want to makan, must be shag until too shag already. Than I
went on ahead to have my breakfast than proceeded to the beach just
across the road from the resort, took some nice pictures of the
beach, had a good time relaxing on the recliner seat and enjoying
the morning sea breeze. When I was back, the lady was about to
leave and my friend tipped (more like paying) her 2000baht for last
nights services. I didnt even bother to say bye as I was
shooting a glance at my friend when he was counting how much money
he has left. He than told me that he was left with 500baht (enough
only for the Thailand Airport tax) and couldnt afford to try out
the jet-ski, ATV, parasailing and other stuff. He requested to
borrow 2000baht for filling his stomach for today and tomorrow and
I was angry but didnt tick him off, I was thinking, Where got
people play until like that one? Play until no money to eat, think
I what? Gold mountain ah? Dont ask her to come no problem tio
boh? But nevertheless, I loaned him the cash he requested as I
figured it was not rational to see him starve for 2 days. Another
issue that I truly detested about him is whenever were in a
situation where we need to fork out our own cash for food,
transport, entertainment ect. He will have this ti gong (act
blur) look until you mention it on the spot in front of him, only
than will he carry out his fair-share. Later that night, we went to
Banana (disco) for a drink and I kind of enjoy myself for only an
hour or so as the beating of the music was getting louder and I
felt my ear drums was about to burst, so I told my friend that I
cant tahan anymore and wanted to go try out the much peaceful open
air bar just outside of the resort, also I told him to stay if he
wanted to because I knew he loves this sort of places and I was
fine on my own. After I finish my drink, I walked back to the
resort. I took a glance at my phone and it showed 12+ am. I had my
bath and slept. Had a broken sleep though, woke up at 4+ am and
hes still not back from Banana and I was thinking, Well, hes
really enjoying his time over there.
On the last day of our trip: I finally woke up at 10am and briefly
cursed myself for missing breakfast. I looked around the room but
my friend was nowhere in sight, I was getting worried as we are
about to checkout of the resort at 12 noon and he has not yet
packed up his luggage. When 11am came, I begin panicking and
wondering if he got into some sort of trouble, wanted to call him
on his handphone but he left it in the room. Decided to contact the
local authorities and his home if hes not back by 11.30am. Just
when 15mins passed, he came back. I asked him where the hell he
went and he told me that he stayed over at a girls place. I really
felt like vomiting blood when I heard that but instead, I told him
to pack up his belongings because were about to checkout soon.
When we were waiting for the checkout bill, the receptionist
explained to me that we brought an extra guest yesterday and will
be charged 500baht from my 1000baht deposit, I looked at my friend
and I really wanted to Arghhh. Really damn too lan, I also forgot
about the extra guest charge. Never mind, after everything has been
settled, I told him that the 500baht would go into his total debt.
Our flight back to Singapore was at 2045hrs and we still had a lot
of time to spare, so we went to makan, the moment we stepped out of
the resort, he turn to me and tried to borrow another 2000baht. I
was shocked and asked him about the cash I loaned him earlier and
what he was about to tell me was out of this world, he told me that
he gave the girl he spent the night with a 1000baht. I swore my
blood was boiling to the max but I still kept my temper to myself
and asked him, y you like that? So old liao still dont know how
to think? Spend money like water never mind because were on
holidays, but wah lan eh
.y must u spend on this kind of things?
Some more u not fully recovered from STD yet
haizz dont know wat
to say la. I pulled out another 2000baht and told him that his
debt increased again. He gave me that sort of F tup look but I
didnt bother. Didnt talk throughout the whole day even when the
flight landed back to Singapore.
Conclusions: 1) Travel with a wrong person, entire trip will be
ruin.
2) I learnt more about my limits and myself.
3) Foolish buddy owes me a total of SGD$240
Advises: 1) To folks out there who love shagging: Please leave
aside some money for food, transport ect.
2) Please compromise with your dear friend when you shag: Lower
down your volume or shag in the bathroom with the door
closed.
3) Please be tidy in the room when you are traveling with a buddy,
it really darkens your mood when you feel like youre in a
$hithole.
