hahaha..
i shared a joke with some forumites before..
on a starry starry night, Mr A and Miss B sat at a quiet place,
star gazing..
Mr A turned to Miss B and asked, "May I kiss you?"
No reply from Miss B.
Then he was looking at the moon, the stars again and he turned to
her again and asked, "May i Kiss You PLEASE?"
Still no reply from Miss B..
Another 20 mins have passed, the man got really frustrated, he
turned to Miss B, and yelled at her, "MAY I KISS YOU PLEASE?!! ARE
YOU DUMB?!!!" 
This time, Miss B spoke...
Miss B replied him.. "ARE YOU PARALYSED?!!!" 
The moral of the story.. Dun ask, just do it! 