Eh hem, eh hem.
*Wears judge HIDEOUS wig*
Alimony Suit No.: 0001(Mushy) of 2006
Plaintiff: Smudgey
Defendant: MISS MAO MAO
*Reads affidavits*
The Mushy Court has come to a decision. Although the Plaintiff is
not legally wed to the Defendant, the Mushy Court is satisfied that
the Plaintiff has fulfilled the same duties as a concubine, &
also engaged in mushy intercourse with the Defendant.
The Mushy Court is of the view that the de facto law in Australia
applies, & that the Plaintiff should be treated in her capacity
as a wifey, even though she is Not legally wed to the
Defendant.
Alimony is granted to the Plaintiff to the tune of:
- 1 all expenses paid vacation to Japan
- 1 all expenses paid vacation to Australia
- 3 Prada bags per year
- 3 Gucci bags per year
- 3 Fendi bags per year
- 1 pair Tiffany earrings per year
- 1 Tiffany bracelet per yea
Dismissed!
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