Ok, here's an introduction:
MAO MAO 
Resident male flirt who has 2 wifeys & 1 ex mistress who
resigned because he won't give her wifey status. Always womanising
around behind our backs.
The 3 long-suffering ladies:
Pink Jie Da Lao
Po who bore MAO MAO an "act" son, Starpuppy.
FeowFeow Xiao
Lao Po, who bore MAO MAO a FAKE daughter, Mayi.
Smudge: Ex mistress who just received alimony under the Mushy Court
ruling.
Delta: Pink Jie's Qing Ai De, Smudge's Xiao Shuai Di, &
FeowFeow's Xiao Pi Gu 
DRX: Always trying to snatch Pink Jie & Smudge from MAO
MAO.
Boo: Always trying to snatch Smudge from MAO MAO.
SKEU: Always trying to charm all 3 long suffering ladies.
Laosu & Ratty: Resident FOOD for MAO MAO.
Neko-chan: Resident origami expert who folds dreamy roses for
ladies.
French fries: Resident junk food for the gang.
All other members are Dev & Angel (HOT COUPLE), MC (who bakes
us peanut butter cookies after filming), Larren, Kenashi, Penguin
(FeowFeow's pet) & any assorted ones who drop into the
thread.
FeowFeow
