Sorry kiddo, but I happened to be in the US too. It's a great
country, No doubt about that, but what has that gotta do with you
being childish & acting stupid in your company?
Even if you haven't worked in the States, surely you would've
watched The Apprentice as well to know that there're many companies
that fire you if you're Not up to their standard (erm, given what
you've said here, I shall reserve my comments).
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