Originally posted by curiousOrange:
What do girls want?
They want a man.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy. Lets call him Little
Orange.
Little Orange loved going to school. He loved making fun of this
girl in his class.
He would pull her cute little pigtails when he wanted her
attention.
He would give her a peck on her cheeks when she was angry simply
because she looks cuter when shes not angry.
The little girl will hit him every time he did all those things and
tell him how hateful he was.
Then the miraculous thing happened. The girl started following
Little Orange around the school like a shadow!
But Little Orange was a hyper-active kid who knew his priorities;
so he rather spend most of his time in the school field catching
giant grasshoppers and centipedes so that he can scare the crap out
of his teachers.
The little girl didnt know anything about love. Yet there was
something about Little Orange that made her want to be with
him.
It wasnt until many years later that she found out what that
was...
[b]Little Orange was busy being a man and doing what a man would do
because he did not try to hide his masculinity.
A few years later, something drastic happened to Little
Orange.
He started growing hair in all the weird places. His hormones
started raging and he finally realized that there was something he
wanted from that girl as well.
But he was bewildered by the sex organs popping out from nowhere in
that girl. He realized the girl was different from him.
Suddenly, he didnt know what to do anymore!
So he started listening to what media was telling him
Buy flowers, teddy bears and chocolates and dont forget
diamonds!
Buy her lunch, dinner and supper
BUY! BUY! BUY!!
But the girls reaction was lukewarm.
He started listening to what his female friend was telling
him
thinking she should know best
Give her a massage everyday!, Tell her you love her
everyday!
Watch Desperate Housewife with her
screw football cos it
sucks!
If watching Desperate Housewife with her doesnt work, then its
definitely not true love!
Little Orange implemented all of them. Again, the girl was
unenthusiastic.
So he surrendered and concluded that that girl had changed too
much.He no longer knows what she really wants and how to
give her strong, powerful, irresistible emotions
Gentlemen
what if I tell you
That girl in this story has remained constant all along!?
She wants a man!
She wants that fearless little boy who fought the grasshoppers and
centipedes and conquered the school field.
She wants that cheeky little boy who gave her little surprises in
her life but annoyed her at the same time.
Certain things will never change.
How to make her attracted to you?
Find back that fearless little boy in you once more.
Embrace your masculinity once again!
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btw r u tat little orange? curious orange? little orange?
