Take a rope and bondage him. Strip him naked, use a cane to cane
him til he cry. Not enough? Get wax on him. Still not enjoyable?
Get pen-knife, cut him once. He cry, cut him again. Better still,
make a drawing with that pen knife.
Still not enough? Heck, you're sadistic. Get a knife, cut his ten
fingers off. Cut his limbs off, and then cut that into 2 parts. Dig
his eyes out, and use the knife to slice it into thin pieces. Cut
off his ears, and slice it into pieces too. Cut off his nose, and
cut it into piece. Force open his mouth, throw all those pieces in.
Take a needle, draw his blood, pour it into his mouth and make sure
he eats everything. Not fun enough? Dig out his bones from his
fingers, make a chain using them and hang it around his neck. Draw
more blood and pour it into a tub and throw him in. Let he drown in
his own pool of blood.
Seriously, just forget it. 
