You should tell this to my ex *name withheld for privacy
reasons* 
He asked for so many last chances, & when I reminded him of how
many last chances he had asked for, he'll always say, "This time,
this time is really the last chance, I won't ask anymore" blah blah
blah.
Well, I told him to ship out. He married his Vietnamese wife less
than half a year later. She has the rest of her life to give him
last chances 
FeowFeow