Bacon is high in cholesterol, but it's damn bloody delicious
If I hafta forego bacon for my
whole life, where would there be any meaning in life?
I already hafta forego my favourite
soft-boiled eggs, bai zhan ji & roast duck due to bird flu (Dad
told me Not to eat, & being Daddy's Little Girl, I agreed)
So I can't give up my
other favourite food what 
Anyway, Pink Jie, you DID say that you wanted to lose weight, since
after knowing Somebody, you'd put on weight, RIGHT???
So we help you either by chasing you (you
lose weight via exercise) or cutting out your bacon (you lose
literal chunks
). So we're also helping you what 
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