Don't leave lah, Pinky Jie! 
And Pamela Anderson is quite s**tty, you have much more class than
her. Come, let FeowFeow turn you into something classier
*FeowFeow sprinkles fairy dust on Pinky*
Hocus Pocus thing-a-ma-jig,
Turn Pinky into a yummy roast pig!!!

FeowFeow