*Sweep sweep*
Aiya Pinky Jie, you only have spiderwebs because you bi4 men2 lian4
gong1 mahhh, doesn't mean you're old or anything 
Come, come, since you've mastered the Rou4 Ma2 Shen2 Gong1, time to
impart your knowledge to the rest of the clan here 
FeowFeow