Was listening to some
chat session between two dudes and the conversation goes something
like that:
A: 'Why? I know you want it right?'
B: '(Silence).... but I will respect her...'
A: 'Pls lor, if you make her high, you think she would reject you
meh? Start kissing... then fondle her... then soft petting, finally
start digging her...By the time she high liao, she can't resist it
man.'
B: 'She already told me she wanted to reserve it for her future
husband.'
A: 'Eh pls lar, she won't lose it to her future husband... she will
lose it to the guy after you - and that guy won't be her
husband.
B: 'Yeah, I know that also... but... at least... I won't be that
guy right? Anyway, our future is already uncertain... you know
what... we already agreed that if I go overseas and study for 2-3
years, we will break up.'
A: 'THAT'S WHY... so shouldn't keep emphasising on this point. She
is feeling insecured, so she doesn't want to give it to you.'
B: '....'
Yunhaier: 'Eh please lar, everybody has different preception in a
relationship dude. Don't force your preception upon him... and
especially since you are such a bad influence (laughs). I mean so
what if they had sex and she gives her first to him?
A: 'Ok fine, break up with her lar... you got another girl right?
Got bigger boobs ya?'
B: *Nod head*
A: You see ar, deep inside you, you wanted it. But then because you
wanted to respect her, you feel that you are not yourself. You
see... because of this relationship.. you became someone that is
NOT you. I don't believe in changing for anything because
ultimately when you are not being yourself, it's a sad
thing.'
Yunhaier: '(Head full of theories and words, awaiting to blast
out.. only to be restrained) Eh A, what's your astrological
sign?'
A: Cancer
B: (Listened deep into A's words)
Yunhaier: (Finally decides that it's useless trying to win A
over...different pple... different mindsets) Aiyo... most Cancer
guys I know all super fascinated with boobs... probably because
Sign of Cancer rule the br3ast. (Everyone giving me that wtf
look)... and YOU better don't influence B. He's a Libra.. and
fringin` easily sway by people's opinion and words.
A: 'Come on... I am not a bad influence. I am just trying to tell
him to be himself. We only got one life here... why must we be so
restrictive about everything? It would be so gawd-damn boring sia..
anyway, think about this... the other girl with bigger boobs could
do more things in bed. Think about this... br3ast-fark!' B... I
think you would like it.
Yunhaier: (Laughs and slap forehead as yunhaier watches A's
expression and gestures)
A: She wants you to change so that you could suit her... But why
not SHE change to suit you? Eh... come on lar... we are talking
about being equal here.'
B: *Silence throughout*
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Cheers
