Be careful how you choose... with guys, things don't always seem
the way they do on the surface...
Situation 1::It's your birthday...
Type A --> He buys an expensive gift which you've always wanted.
-He's rich and you're
just one of the many 'material girls' that he has. Dude's just
trying to get into your pants
/Type B --> He bakes a cake all by himself & gave it to you.
-Henpecked or probably
just made a mess a home which he'll get you to clean up, using his
effort to bake the cake as an excuse. Again, just trying to get
into your pants
Situation 2::You're crying cos' of some unhappy matters.
Type A --> He offers you tissue papers & tries to console
you. -A normal guy who
doesn't really know what to do and was probably really bad at
consoling. And chances are he made you feel even
worse
Type B --> He understands your problems, becomes very upset
& might even cry with you. -Wuss. He probably likes guys as much as you
do.
Situation 3::Cos' of some ridiculous matters, you were put into
jail.
Type A --> He bails you out. - A rich dude who's not so
smart.
Type B --> He joins you in jail. -He doesn't have a choice, he was arrested
trying to pick up a hooker at the red light district. If he's in
the same prison as you, he's not a he!
Situation 4::You like a particular song very much.
Type A --> He buys you that CD album. -He's rich but probably won't be soon, seeing
how he spends money like it's water. Probably not too smart either.
You can download it (legally) online, maybe even other songs you
like too. Get one of them printable CD's and make it all nice and
stuff.
Type B --> He sings you that song. -He's either very good at it or he's like all
the bad American idol "auditionees" who has never actually hear
themselves sing. If he's the former: He might be rich but he sure
the hell is cheap. If he's the latter: He's just plain
cheap.
Situation 5::When you're busy with something at home & thus
unable to meet him,
Type A --> He did not call/sms you cos' he's afraid of
disturbing you. -He's
just out with the boys or some girl and could care less about
you.
Type B --> He will call/sms you to find out how's your work
going on. -He's checking
up on you, making sure that you're actually busy doing something
and not some guy. Or just making sure your whereabouts so he
doesn't run into you while he's out on a
date.
Situation 6::When you're feeling hungry at home & you tell him
about it,
Type A --> He told you to cook some instant noodles or eat some
bread first, then bring you out later for dinner.
-He's out on a date and
wants to make sure you don't bump into him.
Type B --> He rushed to buy a packet of chicken rice to your
house, but both of you stay rather far, so it's gonna take a long
time & you might probably die of hunger. --He's out on a date and wants to make sure
you don't bump into him. He'll also show up way late and have
bought something else and he'll use the long distance as an excuse
so he's get more time with his date.
Situation 7::You told him that you're unable to sleep,
Type A --> He asked you to try counting sheep or read a book
until you feel sleepy, & will gradually sleep (it works).
-Logical or he just wants
to get you off the phone so he can get to humping some
girl.
Type B --> He calls you & both of you chatted throughout the
night. -He's done humping
the girl and can't sleep himself.
So how would you choose now?