1. Tell yourself that he is DEAD.
2. Tell yourself that you are DEAD (but stay alive hoh).
3. Go KILL BILL. Find a difficult mission & accomplish it.
(e.g. if you hate swimming, go learn it.)
4. Find another VICTIM!
5. Crap crap crap
6. Go pester him loh, hassle him till he dials 999 and the police
will help you to stay away from him.
7. Read a difficult-to-understand-but-interesting book.. e.g the
bible
8. Adopt a pet then see the pet as him!
9. Sleep and be his gf in dreamland.
10. Cry. Cry till you faint then cry again.
Still can't recover?
Give up then and enjoy being sick loh... 
