Liverpool Football Club's new American Owners have made it clear
that they will be providing a limited budget to Rafael Benitez to
spend on new players this season.
Tom Dicks & George Gillet-E have disappointed Liverpool
Supporters by saying that they will be 'shelling' out not more than
$2.
The Americans had taken over the Reds with a promise that they will
bring about reforms this year. But seeing the Scousers lose the
Champions League Final,they have had a change of thought.
Rafa is said to be very frustrated with the Owners and is planning
to leave the Reds. He is already very troubled by the presence of
so many 'dicks' at the club, namely Tom Dicks & Dick Parry. He
said "I can't take this anymore,that's the limit for a Man."
Undignified Remark for a Man of his Stature.
Talking about the Budget,an Insider reported "Rafa is very very
annoyed that the limited budget given to him by the Owners is
preventing him from buying Sam-Fuel Eto'o or Fluorescent Malouda.
He says that the only players available at such a cost are St.Even
Gerrard & Dicky Martin[the Useless Singer]"
But St. Eve is already at the Club and Rafa is against the prospect
of buying another 'dick.' This has left the Liverpool fans in a
very 'Sensitive' situation, no idea at which points.
A Fan said "Liv'r ful r b'g cluhb & need b'g pl'yrs.Whope
Ameri-cans gim cluhb more,els I m b'yin L F[***] C."
