Yeah, skinny bony.. non-endomorphic, especially the GROWN male
teachers some of them, plus short, i doubt they could put up much
of a fight against me. Prolly the male reservist ones, ptah. but
then again.. maybe.. maybe i wear a pen.. or maybe i was in
wrestling before 
, maybe they got a
shot.. but then again.. maybe.
Sorry just the white cells talking in rage. 
the way teachers talk e.g
Before u read.. bear in mind whatever I say is completely calm and
composed.. think of.. English butler voice.. yeah.. i am never
worked up in front of them..yet.. although i may want to.
example 1:
me: "Would you require me to bring another copy of the essay for
tutorial (i emailed it to her), just in case u might have had
troubled printing it or opening it in the email?"
her/it:" I AM NOT A photocopying MACHINE, you SHOULD print it
yourself regardless of whether u have emailed it or not!"
Me: "very good then madam..*growl*."
example 2:
her/it: I WILL NOT ACCEPT essays from you since you did not attend
me class last friday!! Do you think i am a lowly marker to mark for
you!?"
(Given last friday i was on mc btw..)
me: Errrr you do understand i was not in school that day.. so it
was not just ur class-
her/it: i dun care blah blah blah etc etc etc
Plus this teacher keeps giving me dirty looks all the time.. prolly
coz she as an Indian can't do it to REAL powerful adult brits
outside withouit getting thrashes... so i am the next best
alternative to vent out her nationalistic racial stuff out on..
afterall she is a history teacher. And we are all people..
example 3:
him/it: Some teachers tell me u are just.. errr... errr
me: Yes??? I am wat?
him/it: U must learn to respect authority or something like
that
me: Well frankly sir, i really cannot care less for this
authoritarian "teacher is GOD i am the lowly worshipping student"
kind of thing u know? i mean perhaps it is hard for me to adapt to
a grovelling position here-
him/it: interrupts; what do u mean? What the heck is your problem?
Many teachers complain about u blah blah blah!
me: i am sorry if i have caused you distress. All i am saying is it
is hard for me to understand what we are discussing.. i am sorry
but i fail to see the point as in what my problem is
precisely?
him/it: forget it.
Example 4:
*art room. me is fixing lights for my project, totally oblivious to
anything around me. i am alone and sweating in this heated room
trying to fix the freakin lights to the ceiling..*
suddenly;
teacher: Have u seen wei-liang or some funny name?
me: Whoa..! What? *me is not facing the door,,, i think its my art
teacher* Who the heck is Weiliang??? new student??
*Me turns around to find its the indian hist teacher, i nearly fall
off the table i am standing on while working on the ceiling*
me: Whoa... darn.. err sorry ma'm i thought u were someone
else..
teacher: U know u are very rude? All the teachers are talking about
u etc etc
me: errrr... ok! I'm sorry. Errr ma'm? err you do understand that i
am officially allowed to do my project this whole week.. so i have
not been skipping ur classes on purpose ok?
teacher: yes yes ur art teacher told me..
me: ok then..
Other episodes: Me going round to teachers to findout what the
problem is?? Coz what 1 teacher said really put the hook in
me.
me: I was just wandering sir, if we were cool? I.e. if u had a
problem with me or anything?
teacher1: Oh no not at all? why?
me: just that i've been told most of my tutors are unhappy with
me.
teacher1: No no well not me..
Me: alright then. But then hypothetically should u have a problem
with me, i do hope you would talk to me straight about it.. because
i get the impression from mr (the dude above) that many tutors seem
to be talking badly about me, i simply would like to know why so
that i might change.
teacher1: ok.
I did this with ALL my teachers, and none of them said they had a
problem with me.. in fact i was said to be quite a good
student.
Unless u people don't have the guts to openly tell someone his
flaws.. it doesn't matter.. it just simply means the system might
allow moral flaws to continue unchecked.. into adulthood..
Other episode 2: taking to discipline mistress (who is also my
drama teacher)
me: same qn as above.. u got a problem wuith me blah blah?
discipline mistress: no? why? Well i guess teachers here are just
not used to having students question them or something.. when i
first met u i felt it too..
(She was never specific)
me: errr felt what?
*in the end,, like most people here... they spoke a lot but i
really couldn't get what they were trying to say... so in the end
all i can do is nod and thank them, exiting from the conversation
more clueless than ever..*
So this is why i have very little respect for local teachers,
because they are inherently antagonistic and rude. The only local
teachers i have met who are not like that.. i am proud to say (not
coz of national reasons, but coz i genuinely like them) are my old
D&T teacher, hokkien commando dude who was educated in
birmingham.. and my art teachers and chinese teachers. But i have
noticed in particular chinese language teachers are the most
warmest, prolly coz they are impressed a semi-white dude like me
took SO MUCH TROUBLE to learn their language or something like
that..
i dunno. Whenever a fucked up teacher pisses me off.. i imediately
think of many numerous instances about past insults/me geting
pissed off.. And that makes me want to do all manner of unspeakable
things to them when i am at my greatest and they are at their
weakest..
