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Definitions of terms:
Things that attract girls:
1. the attractive guy (see [email protected]_arms 18 ways to be a
man-guide-manual 1st edition)
2. Money
3. Power
4. Looks; muscular chest, firm thighs, hips, buttocks, big biceps,
veiny arms/hands. Clear face, rebonded gelled hair, preferably
japanese looking etc etc.
5. Some kind of vehicle (e.g. car, motorbike, humvee, tank etc
etc)
Short run; time period within the 1st 20-30 years of female
lifespan. Can also be defined as period of time in a relationship
which is FABULOUS before the relationship becomes sour.
Long run: Time period after 30 years of female lifespan. Can also
be defined as period of time of relationship which has become SOUR
AND SUCKY.
Attractive guy
attractive guy in the short run)
"hot, tall (probably blonde), muscular, vehicle-driving,
wake-boarding, soccer-kicking (or some other brute sport),
gell-smearing, no-contacts-required, well-dressed (i.e. hottest
casual trends), rap-shouting, music-playing, cursing, brash,
confident, pompous, insulting/joking/cocky, cigarrette smoking
(some only), drinking, regularly-dumping-girlfriending, clubbing
etc etc" TYPE of guy.
Unattractive guy: (less attractive guy in the short run)
The more abundant (in sg at least) "Nice guys", nerdy (some),
chivalrous, kind, polite, soft-spoken, less-brash, study-freaks
kinda guys take a backseat in the short run.
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Well ok do nice guys finish last?? Rephrase, do nice guys get it as
good and RANDY with girls as much as the jerks do?
Ok. Yes and No.
Short run;
in the early years of female adult-hood, i.e. 15-27 years of age,
the female organism undergoes a certain "rite of passage", whereby
she is attracted to the attractive guy.
Such guys make the short-run female feel better about herself in
front of her girl-friends, such guys can show the female a better
time than the "nerdy dorky guai" guys. Such guys give the female A
GREAT TIME. She may occasionaly switch such guys, depending on how
JERKY they are and dump her for other girls that are dying to be in
the arms of such jerks in their respective short run modes.
So yeah, the more attractive kind of guys tend to be jerks because
it is easier for them to attract girls by simply.. being jerks most
of the time, *wink* well.. at least they let their jerk sides show
AFTER they ghet the girl dat is..
This is thanks to American media shows, heavy-metal subculture and
other forms of media that emphasize "COOL and HIPNESS" etc
etc
Long run:
The shortcoming of the attractive guy, is that in the long run, his
short run days of smoking, drinking, DRIVING at high speeds etc
cost him lots of $, he runs the risk of dying in accidents,
becoming a drug addict or getting his liver **** up. Most of the
time, attractive guys bounce off from one girl to another until he
retires.
But in the long run, the female usually has had at least 3 or 4
jerks in her "short run" period, she would be pissed off with men
in general and may even consider becoming a lesbian. Her long run
mode has kicked in, whereby she is more attracted to financial
stability, decent gentlemanly-guys who are not sterile yet who can
help raise children fruitfully and properly etc. Thus the
attractive guy becomes unattractive compared to the formerly
unattractive nerdy guy.
Unattractive nerdy guys, in the long run, usually have better
paying jobs, more stability and can even enhance their
attractiveness with cybernetic enhancements which they can easily
pay for with their $.
SO it ALL DEPENDS WHAT KIND OF GUY U ARE NOW? AND WHAT KIND OF GUY
U WILL BE! AND WHEN UR LONG RUN PERIOD KICKS IN!!
MUHAHAHA!! 